The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

They just boss Danny about, don't they?
Poor, wipe-cleanble schmuck.

cringe

She doesn't realise she's a beard, does she?

I get it she is the voice, but he is the spokes person.

Will-I-Were just talks pure shite. Not even funny. I only like him when he's crying at his own songs.

Cringe o rama

Lalalalalalalalllalalallalalalla

Joy of Pecks more like.

Sexless

Beard? She's fucking Brian Blessed.

was that s'tom's code for "a had a couple last year and it was a bloody nightmare - good luck danny"

"blend well together" Danny wants a threesome....

Danny and mini-oen even brush their quiffs to the same side.

Has Sneaky Willy got anyone yet?

The Couple of Vom.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Lol Jessie gets that the guy is a knob.

Oh fuck me Jean Val Jean

Woohoo Boffy, Les Mis

another one from the west end
Huzzah, a Nan story.

Sob story alert...

Oh god, tissues out

I fucking love Enjolras!

loving will-he-be turning down jessie's offer of a date

ah - mus-i-cal theeeeeatre again
oh - and sad story!