THE VOICE!: -new series starts tonight. Get ready to spin in your chair...

[Raahh]

...or not, if last year is anything to go by. Poor Leanne, she didn't exactly set the music on fire.

Looking forward to Will.i.Am/Bill.je.suis and his bonkers rambling- and will they have confiscated his phone?[bugrin]Wish they'd ditched Jessie J. Sir Tom always looks like he hasn't the foggiest idea why he's there. And Danny will do himself an injury with his head bobbing.

I will get sucked in to this, even if i try not to.[bugrin]

Ah. Love the fact that she didn't know anyone had turned!

For who Noel?

I know it's very cynical of me, but I think they must have tipped off the judges - she has potential to be great but she was nervous and a bit shaky and not that great, so I don't think they would have turned around otherwise.

Very glad she got through though - I think she has massive potential.

Tom talking himself out of being chosen there?
At least Danny will have a friend. For now.

Every week someone on the show says "pitchy" have they said I yer?

For her plums.

If they'd have had to say "sorry no, no one did"

For her, plums

Yet

'that's what this team is all about' Danny?
What, you and your best friend Soren Lorenson? That team?

I thought I'd get in there first.

Ha. She called him on the Oirish card.
For that, she must WIN.

Unfortunately, I think being visually-impaired won't help her to love Danny. His looks are all he's got going for him.

Soren Lorenson

Danny looks half decent from a distance, or with a squint or glaucoma

Close up though he's a scary fucker. Ropey as fuck

Well I'm sure she would have taken it with good grace Noel.

His looks are based on the initial flash of eyes and sparkly charm. Then you see the skinny pipe cleaner arms and the utter wank of his hair and it droppeth away.

Sho's Soren Lorensen?
Is this some reference to cool Scandi killer shows?

Woo yoo! Venture photography shot of family. Put her through.

Ooooh pink hair!!! It really suits her.

Is it feckaslike, Hazel. Charlie and Lola, he's Lola's imaginary friend.

Ooooh dropped out of med school to be a failed singer...fantastic. Well done you.

She's had an ED I think.

Hazel- @ scandi killers.

No- he's Lola's imaginary friend in 'Charlie and Lola'