THE VOICE!: -new series starts tonight. Get ready to spin in your chair...

[Raahh]

...or not, if last year is anything to go by. Poor Leanne, she didn't exactly set the music on fire.

Looking forward to Will.i.Am/Bill.je.suis and his bonkers rambling- and will they have confiscated his phone?[bugrin]Wish they'd ditched Jessie J. Sir Tom always looks like he hasn't the foggiest idea why he's there. And Danny will do himself an injury with his head bobbing.

I will get sucked in to this, even if i try not to.[bugrin]

Ahem, Mia. I am guessing by your use of my crackbunnies phrase that you are who I think you are? I never kept up with NC-ers. Is it your good self? From the other place? The fishy one?

Anyway, there is the brother of a Westshoiter, a blind woman, a man who works somewhere and looks like Will-Ich-Bin AND the comeback of Kavana. Remember him? No? That's why he's on the Voice.

'Tis I, lovely Sue. How do you know this stuff? Having you been checking spoilers on DigitalSpy?

That's 3 bunnies gorn, and I'm still watching Doctor Who. [busad]

I goggled it a minute ago trying to remember who Leanne was . I'm flicking between that and gawping at the bunfights in SiteStuff, while DD is watching My Little Pony, the Movie. So far, the singing ponies are better than most XF finalists.

I actually do remember Kavana

Short fella, really thick glasses and a bulbous nose

sue I really like Bo. On finishing the show her EP (which she paid for herself as an indi artist before The Voice) charted on ITunes she then secured a decent record deal (gossip is way more £ out into it than the winners) working with established writers and producers.

ooo, LB, are you she? But has she/have you released a single? The interwebs suggested it did better than Leanne's cruise ship efforts (which I have also forgotten)

I wonder if they'll just gloss over the Last Years Winner thing?

They should have let the Can't Smile Without You couple win. And do Eurovision

Also, also. Willybooby NOT presenting. Some trendy radio one types.

Ahh the Joy of Sex duo

radio one? That's me scuppered then < gimmer>

Speaking of Eurovision- I had the misfortune to see the Bonnie Tyler entry on 'The One Show'.

We really, really don't want to win

Joy of Sex couple would have been better than Englebert, certainly. not too difficult [bugrin]

The Swingers? Ye gads, they were disturbing.

JoS couple would have been bloody marve.
Bonnie Tyler is it? Excellent.

I am hoping Leanne DOES perform. Bloody Beeb and no adverts, I never get to make tea.

Danny's winding me up already and it's not even on yet

I know- all through X Factor, we moan about the ads. Then this comes on, starts too early, no ad breaks, and I have to miss bits to put the dcs to bed

HUZZAH!
Look at them trying to make this exciting.

Arf. DCs have just brought the swivvling bar stools in from the kitchen. They are arguing about who is going to be Danny - none of them want to be Jessie; I bagsied Will.He.Dope. [bugrin]

sue no not her sadly I wouldn't mind having been than close to Danny...

I think one of her song did particularly well in the iTunes Charts but it wasn't officially realised. Her new album is due very soon.

pmsl @ Noel

I am sticking to hating-on Jessie J- don't care if she did shave her head. She's still annoying. And shouty.

I don't think they should walk up to the mic. I think they should be shot up through a trap door, like the Lidl Muffins.

oh bugger off with the judges love-in already!

FFS stop with the blowing smoke up each others arse and get it on with it!

I hate them all, so very much.

Pleather tee shirts- yay!