Oh yes, Masterchef is back!

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Next tuesday.

Yippee.

I really want Emily's food to be good.

Oh it just would be on our little trips to Parisian cafes wouldn't it

I've found you!

Fuck me that's a lot of rice!

John nearly climaxed.

Oh and guinea foul and asparagus, which sounds all unseasonal to me

hahahahhaha sarcastic scraping

Fair enough Twelve! Anyone who asks for well done tuna (or steak/lamb/Iberian pork) needs to be shot.

At least Sarah's spot has nearly gone

Hmm scallop vomit

What a waste of scallops

The scallop porridge looks...wrong.

Scallops with vanilla porridge, now I am allowed to say they looks vile!

Oil slick anyone?

Doesn't seem to be repeated (I've just checked the Radio Times). Second heat is on tomorrow.

Duffy

That is vile. What a dreadful waste of scallops.

Fuck me John's beyond excited it's worrying.

Sorry Miss!

Smug twat

Fondant potato BINGO!!!!

ME?

Has anyone ever cooked a fondant potato properly on MC?

Is it possible this fellas a bit more pro than am?