Oh yes, Masterchef is back!

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Next tuesday.

Yippee.

So DentistBoy is the front runner. That's rather sad, actually.

Do you have a note, Hazel?

I think new destiniiyyy has promise too

I do not want to think about Greg's inflation, Hazel.

Sapnkyspankspank

I really don't like the Torode chap.

No note, miss.

I do have a be-poxen child, have had one of those days and am more interested tonight in the slagging offs than the cuisine.

Am I in?

Just orf to grab seconds of supper, oldon.

Chaos

Still temp of 39.2, but snoring away in my bed. Basically been asleep since two this afternoon the poor urch.

Phworrrr this looks delish.

In like a dishwasher tablet, Haze.

Am always more interested in slagging than cooking, have had a crap day at work and my spleen will not vent itself...

His pastry looks raw.

Oh, poor dewdrop.

and Haze's spotty creature.

Am wondering if this dish is in title sequence when they cut into something and it looks raw

That does look nice though.

Why have Wellingtons started making an appearance all over the shop?

The tall pretty boy, who does he remind me of?

Its game. You have to eat it bloody and quivering.

And it should be hung until the maggots are crawling out of it.....

So said my grandfather.

It is still flapping in title sequence...a good vet could resuscitate etc

They do seem to be rather all over the place Jux, I agree. I do love a good Wellington though.

This is a decidedly odd bunch of contestants.

I did one at Xmas. My arm had stopped working so my bro rolled the pastry out for me. The puff pastry I had made from scratch. He killed it.

One looks like a Greggs steak bake

Aw, poor girl.