Oh yes, Masterchef is back!

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Next tuesday.

Yippee.

Ooooo forrin

Are you allowed to wear a flat cap in a kitchen other than your own?

Wish I could get away with a shaved head

Be all tweedy and sweaty ...

The hat, not my head

Ooooh Rob!! He's got to go through!

tweedy head. mines like that in the morning. Dishes uninspiring so far.

Bobby dazzler teeth, James!

Wow, white teeth!

I thought his teeth were over white...tit

I was going to shave my head and cover my scalp in tattoos, but then bloody shania did it, so I couldn't. As an alternative, I considered having a model of the Eiffel Tower embedded in the top of my head complete with flashing lights, controlled by eye blinks, but the cost was prohibitive.

Dentist! Expect they all dentist on each other at college, imagine.

"your job must be boring"

Lead.

Balloon.

Yeah study for 5 years funded by NHs then discover your passion is cooking

Aw James is lovely, like Bambi.

@ chaos

Bugger. Late, but here and ready for the bitchin'.

Evening all, sorry I'm late. Poorly child. Now settled and I have wine so all good.

Tofu? Hmm.

Oh dear. To all so far.

Think I'd have caramelised the pineapple.

Disney eyes, James.

Hahahaha oh the teeth :-)

How's the child, Rocky?

Nick some waasbi peas from beanandspud, mmkay?

Greg looks literally delated.
Do you think we'll see him re-inflate, as the series progresses?