Real HouseWifes Of Beverly Hills Series two....

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Starts tomorrow ITV2

Plumps up cushions and gets popcorn

it needs to be sorted as this sort of thing eats away at families.

kyle is out of order really.

I don't even know how you'd say no - sorry sis, don't want you to co-own our family home you grew up in, too late!

WTF?

We have no proof that Kim's BOYfriend of one year is her supplier. Just based purely on the fact that he has a big nose, sniffs a lot, looks scary, a bit rough and they met at the mailbox. Yeh right. Course you did. I have never met any one decent looking at our post box. Do you think he looks like the Boon bloke from years back - Michael Elphick? He was making strange grunting noises whilst nuzzling her. Eugh.

Loved Bendy Kyle doing her hair flicking splits on the table (poor table). Shame Mohammeds Mannequin Fiancee didn't get the Pledge out beforehand - that would of been a spectacular show. While Kyles doing her stuff, pouting, making red-indian noises and bending like playdoh I loved the shot of Mauritio the Count and her daughter totally oblivious, stuffing their faces with couscous and other Morroccan fayre and ignoring her. You can just imagine them thinking - Here she goes again (bit like us).

Lastly (for now), I don't think the camel was bought in especially for the party. I think the camel provides Mohammed's hairpiece. Poor creature probably has a bald patch.

Can you get Series one on DVD - need to know what these people have been up to....

Taylors dating a married man now. Not so sweet and innocent is she.
Was Adrienne dating Rod Stewarts son the reason for her divorce? Or violence?
Kyle loves to be the centre of attention. The mil face lift, Pandy's party. I reckon she was a bitch to Camille too. Her true colours are coming out this series. I don't think she would suit short hair. I reckon if she had a shoulder length bob she would look like Cherie Blair.
Is Kim's boyfriend really a drug dealer? She needs to take the beer goggles off she told him she thinks he's 'handsome'. What happened to her and Martin?

Brooks seems far too interested in how Vic's divorce is going and the division of assets - I feel his true colours are going to come out soon and she will be devestated.

Joekate - thread is about Beverley Hills housewives not Orange County.

Is Pandora's wedding going to cost 1 Million Dollars ar 5 Million Dollars? Imagine being able to be that frivilous. We didn't get to see many of Pandy's pals at the engagement party. She's mates with Mohammad girlfriend but who else? Were the guests mostly Lisa and Ken's friends? They won't be too impressed to see Kim drooling over Ken2 instead of going to Pandy's party. Moving house indeed, what an excuse. I hate Kim's fake puffy laugh.

debbie all the rh threads have overlaps. give jokatea break

no lisa said she has a budget of 100 thousand dollars, which is about 75 grand.

which isn't that much really in bh

Pmsl at boon!!!!!! Luckily i am on the toilet as i type!!

Woman at work has seen series twon on a sky channel and apparently boon isnt the dealer but kyle doesnt like him anyway. Imagine rolling over to that in the morning. Eurgh.

Lisa is morphing into jackie collins at an alarming rate.

HURRY UP, TEN PAST FOUR!!!!!!!!

Sorry Debs, I was replying to something someone has said further up the board regarding Brooks and Vicki

kim had an engagement ring on with that guy

she has just admitted shes on prescription meds.

woman on prescription drugs is 46!!..she looks a lot older

They all look older. Even with the surgery.

Ok Bucket. Have a break, have a kitkat
I thought I saw an engagement ring on Kim's finger. She needs to come off the meds or get her eyes tested.
Surprised Kyle invited Brandi over to suance {yeah, ok I've spelt that wrong} and even more surprised Brandi accepted invite.
More tears from Taylor tomoz.
I want to see what Kyles mil looks like after her mini face lift.

I need to get home and watch today's episode.
hilarious comment that the camel supplies Mohammed's rug.

WTF was the mermaid all about. Do you think the entertainers had to join Mohammed afterwards in the 'secret' room

mini-facelift ????
Paul had inked pretty much every inch of mil's skin.

I notice after mentioning it the other day that they have started to put a price tag on everything. Just incase we want to go out and buy a $60,000 watch.

I dont believe for a second daddy Ken will be paying for all the wedding it will all be advertising.

Im boaking thinking about what goes on in Mohameds harem. Is his daughter girlfriend English?

Well, I think I'll buy two of those watches at that price Lighthousekeeping.
whatphididnext - there was a clip, possibly at Taylors daughters party, where paul and Adrienne were getting advice from Mauritious mother (i think she is a marriage counsellor) and he says to her that she would benefit from a mini facelift. Maybe she just decided to go the whole hog and have a full face lift.
Mohammed is just a bit creepy with his secret bedroom and well he is just a rich dirty old man.

What does Pandora do? Does she work?

I think Paul told the mil she needed a facelift to shut her up going on about his marriage.

and it was at Kyle's daughters graduation lunch not that I am obsessed or anything

Have you noticed that her and Lisa are speaking posher as each episode goes on? God knows what she does. Where they schooled in England? Imagine when Max was adopted I bet his birth mother never dreamed off the life he would have. He seems pretty grounded.

I haven't seen today's but I'm still aghast that Taylor is spending money like there's no tomorrow.

I don't want to think about Paul and Adrienne splitting up. It's not evident yet.

Mohammed's fiancee seems out of her depth and like a startled fawn.

How ill-mannered of Kyle to say rude things about the guest who calls her DH "daddy" when she is standing right mext to her!

its just like Kim saying in earshot that she didn't want Brandi on her team.

The pair of them need lessons in manners and tact.