Real HouseWifes Of Beverly Hills Series two....

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Starts tomorrow ITV2

Plumps up cushions and gets popcorn

Pandora's party, I mean.

omg I bet Mauricio is one happy man, with a bendy wife like that.

Taylors child is a rude brat,
Kyle is getting more vile, but clearly she was only invited over to Taylors to find out about the article, FFS everyone knows Taylor and Russell are over, she has been crying about how terrible he is most of last series, still once Russell kills himself Taylor can be even more of a victim.
Kyle and her hubby need to reel in the lovey dovey crap all over the place though.
I really liked Kyle last season but I think she is a nasty piece of work, the way she went after Brandi for saying Kim was on something (she is) when last season Kyle ripped the shit out of Kim

Snakes, camels and belly dancers. Wow, classy. Oh and lets not forget the mermaid.

Was Martin the daddy?

Last season it was Kyle who told everyone at the party that Kim was wasted. Such a supportive sister.

I feel sorry for Taylors daughter. If the problems at home are having such an awful effect on Taylor then it's bound to affect 5 y/o Kennedy? too.

OMG Kim is dating her dealer,

There is a man with a coke habit

I hope she is and then she and Kyle can apologise to Brandi.

They never apologise do they? Just like they never get up from those heated arguments and call it a night.and, they amount they seem to drink during the day!! And then they always leave to go to an appointment. They must be permanently pissed I know I would be

When you are that rich and or your husband is that powerful you rarely have to say sorry. Or pay for anything.

IME the wives are awful.

BitterExperienceTiggaxx

I don't think they pay for half of what they flaunt on that show.

I don't think Taylor's husband is neither rich or powerful. The sisters both married well twice although not as well as their big sister. Lisa works for a living. I'm sure Adriennes richer than her husband but I'm not sure what she does.

Now, Mohamed's wife!!! What on earth was she thinking????

Adrienne is WAY richer than Paul

Adrianne has family money -and you do see her working hard (sort of!)
My tv reception was rubbish today I couldn't watch any of it!

Lisa and her husband have the restaurants they've built up, Adrienne's family have hotels (I think) and the NBA team, and her husband is a plastic surgeon, Camille was an actress and now produces - or at least did, don't know if she's still part of Kelsey's company - don't think Kyle and Taylor do anything, and Kim was a child actress.

I haven't seen today's yet but have to add my burgeoning dislike of Kyle.

What a mean bitch she was to Brandi (& what kind of name is that?).

Kim is a total nut job.

Loving the ghastly Dana; what a desperado!

I clicked on this thread hoping season 3 had started, only to find it's season 2 . I watched it a while ago and have been re-watching them on days I'm not working. I love this show! My favourite is Lisa but I like Adrienne too - she seems really smart, reasoned and independent - not overly reliant on her husband like some of the other women seem to be. Are her and Paul really divorced now?

Is season three coming on soon? If not, how on earth do I download it? I've never downloaded any TV shows, ever technophobe alert.

I have lurked long enough on this thread and enjoy it almost as much as the actual show. I try and fit my ironing and teatime prep around it - addicted? Naaaah!

Where to start:

Kyle: Series 1, I liked her. Seemed grounded, didn't flaunt her wealth but my goodness! She's not nice. The ganging up on Brandi (twin sister Bacardi?) was uncomfortable. She has 4 kids (in case you forgot). What a great example. Also, if I hear about her 'amazing, great' marriage again Ill scream.

Mauricio - Yes, compared to Ken, Taylor's husband he IS rather lovely. Thing is, whenever he talks, I just think of the Count from Sesame St. Not so hot.

Lisa - love her accent. Looks like a pretty Kate O Mara. Wouldn't trust her an inch. Like her front garden though.

Adrienne. One injection short of Bride of Wildensteene. Doesnt want to upset anyone. Has her own bodyguard (what?) and Bernie her psycho chef is just nasty and am sure will give Lisa Ecoli.

Kim - that voice. It aint sexy! Clear your throat. The fat guy you've been dating in secret. Thats not love - thats a s-u-p-p-l-i-e-r! And - if you want to do a 'Kim', put one hand on your hip, and with the other hand use your index finger to make a big 'Z' in front of you. Try it, go on.

Taylor. Lips on a stick. 200 guests to her 5 yr old party. Yup.

Mohammed - I had the strangest idea that as well as his mannequin gilfriend/fiancee he was also (hoping) to smuggle Jason (Pandora's fiance) into the Orgy room.

Phew. Nuf already.

WotWot, you have made me lol.

Bst thread ever!!

Camille so boring and dull. Wthout her sticking her tongue down nicks throat she has nothing to do or say.

Is that really kims dealer?? Shocked face. He is quite replusive looking (i am no oil painting but still). Does kyle go loopy when she meets him??

Did lisa leak that story to the magazine?? Love this series HUGELY!!!!! And mauricios mothers face lift .... OMG!!!!!!!!

Adrienne is now knocking about with rod stewarts son who was on celebrity rehab (oh how i love dr drew!!!) ..... According to the daily mail. That bastion if truth.

The depth of knowledge and wealth of information on MN is flabbergasting. Some total RHOBH fanatics. Wot wot made me lol, so true!! Lisa apparently works with Ken at their restaurant chain. Laugh my socks off every time they have guests and at the last minute she dons a pinny and pretends she was hands on. Prob why Adrien's chef, with serious ideas above his station, excuse Downton Abbey reference stylee, loathes her.
Taylo, wtf, that bloody Mauricios white bday party, when she posed, silhouetted against the party lights, all lonesome after arsehole Russell left prematurely. Would make a gag about that being prob not his first, but def his last but don't want to be tasteless. Who the f does she think bloody she is?? Princess Diana outside Taj Mahal?????
Enough already.
KYLE is such a prima Donna not only did she cry at her mil facelift, wtf, ie divert attention from sedated post op mil, she STOLE her sisters birthright to the family home by releasing $20k!!!! $20k, keep up, poor Kim has been disinherited from their maternal home for $20k lousy, Kim's limousine rant was correct. "You took my house"
Jesus H, no wonder they all need therapists drugs Botox and fillers? !!!!!!!!

Kyle was a child actress too

she played the little girl that laurie stroud was babysitting in Halloween

I hadnt put 2 and 2 together about kims bloke, is he really her dealer?

I think we are only guessing that! He certainly someone she has kept secret.

I'd keep him a secret too. Bleugh...

The house thing is shocking - why would you not let your own sister buy back in? AKim's share surely must be worth must be worth more than 20k - there's only three of them. as if that that house was only worth 60k! By my reckoning, based on the information given, Kim either has more stake in the house or Kyle owes her some serious money.