Secrets of a good marriage...

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Whose watching? Who's hoping to pick up tips. Who could give tips?

I am watching but am not married so not sure about tips! Have been with DP for nearly 10 years so perhaps there will still be useful tips...

I want to punch the chauvinist already and he's only been on screen for 10 seconds!

Not sure I would want to take sex tips from this couple - he is a bit creepy?!

Anybody?

Started with tantric sex couple (gulp). "Do you get the idea?" Sickly. They have sex all day apparently in various ways.

He looks like he still has 'bitty'

Essence of himself?

So you have to like drinking cold tea.

Do they have kids?

I wouldn't take a cup of tea from him nevermind sex tips!

And she has ugly feet!

Am watching. 'Essence of Roland' boak..

This is unbeleavable! LOL "I hope I don't come"

God, Roland is creepy!

I wouldn't let Roland touch me & definitely wouldn't 'drink his essence' - yuck!

Eww. Just eww.

Sex noises with a foot massage.

Cringe cringe cringe.

I wonder what happens after a smoothie

I think I would be sick in that situation - I hate feet at the best of times...

Yeah I'd wash my hands too Sharon. Boak.

no way would i touch his feet

Don't get your 'bitty' comment op.. [Hmm]

What has Sharon been in? She's a tad annoying. The couples must be a bit self obsessed not to get that she's mocking them.

My DH just keeps saying "OMG" and yawning. I'm making him watch it.

'His essence in the tea'
Arf @ 'I hope I don't come'.

How is it that this couple are possibly the least sexy couple ever?

See I like having my feet rubbed but I would never rub dp's feet, thankfully he is happy with this arrangement.

Okay - so this is NOT the marriage I would want but at least these two found each other and they seem to make each other very happy. I wonder what they are like the rest of the time - do you think they are this sickly all the time?

Yes Sharon has been in something else? Don't remember what.