Secrets of a good marriage...

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Whose watching? Who's hoping to pick up tips. Who could give tips?

is it embarrassing bodies??

I hope her husband knows that she has sex with other men - otherwise he is in for a big shock!

Oh I just wouldn't with Roland. Ever.

Twas very funny tho

Ooh is the next woman the one that sleeps with other married men?

She was in the Borrowers last Christmas.

And probably a bit more than that.

Taking lovers through lack of sex...

Yama - Dead Boss, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, The Borrowers (she was the Mum), Free Agents, Pulling.

She's been in loads of stuff, usually as the same character.

Sharon was in Pulling but not seen her for a few years now

You couldn't be like that all the time surely. How could clean the hair from the plug hole sexily, or put the bins out looking into the essence of your partner's soul?
It'd be a right ball-ache.

She has written and appeared in shows such as The Pilot Show and the first series of The Friday Night Project [1] while her acting credits include Absolute Power, Broken News and Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive. She appeared in the feature film Imagine Me and You and provided a voice in the animated film Valiant.
Horgan hosted the comedy news quiz Have I Got News for You on 3 June 2011.Horgan also co-wrote and stars in Dead Boss, a British sitcom set in Broadmarsh Prison and also starring Jennifer Saunders. The first episode of this 6-part BBC series aired on the 14th of June 2012.[4]

Oh and op my tip, 15 years and five kids is to not fall into the habit of taking each other for granted and try and make time for each other. Very easy to get bogged down by life, especially once you have children.

Dry humping. You mean I don't have to get my knickers off??

Do they not work? Go food shopping? Housework? Kids?
You cant poss have sex all day

Actually, now I've seen Roland in action everything just seems to have puckered up. Is that Tantric?

From behind the next women looks like a man in drag

Foreplay at Lidel.

Oh yes the borrowers!

Ha ha so true perplexed nothing sexy about cleaning the logo or the plug hole or changing shitty nappies or cleaning up puke. Did tantric couple have any children?

They're "tantric sex instructors" Wednesday.

Don't get to close to a naked flame Luella.

Is she meant to be in disguise? Cos it's shit.

Yes...man in drag

Oh dear god what does she look like?!

Her kids are 13 and 15? They're not going to thank her for doing this!

Celibate marriage... Does her husband know she shags other booked then?

So do her children know about her 'alter ego' or has she sat them all down together to watch the programme together?