X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Nnnnooooo orchid hes fine, he's got his nan - you don't need to vote, honest!

Lamb Shank? Lamb fucking shank?

Does anyone else think Chowmein looks like Morph?

PMSL Terra!

ARF is what I meant.

Shitsinger in Asda. Bet she stocks up on the SmartPrice vodka.

its not just thta he was cut off mid speech, they are deliberity trying to not give him a chance and gearing it all up for james.

white don't you dare

He just doesn't shut up!

Scherzinger is my idol. She's so random. She's like a shoulder of pork. Or a chipolata. Or something else unrelated to anything.

Look at Shitzy wandering round Asdas like she's visiting a zoo

Chow mein now is a proper lamb shank...

Shitz obviously not au fair with rhyming slang then

i am bloody well voting for him!!!

y'know- despite my dislike of his voice, i get Chowmein has had some stick for beinga bit 'different'- and there he is with Shitsinger. Bet he's well chuffed. And at his church. Awww.

See Shitsinger is on form tonight. Do you think shes had one bottle of vodka or two.

I did my nurse training in Swindon. I went out with the Health Visitor around that estate!

If they are gearing it up for James, it's only because Nanfucker would be sucj a disaster for the show - it would never have any credibility did it ever? again.

Geraldine

Why was that girl with questionable dentistry crying? She worked with him until 10 minutes ago.

Oh here we go, sobstory alert!

yep, lamb shank wasn't a good one

I hope she stays on x factor forever. For Xmas I want her as a friend.

Mum of chow mien really really needs to find a new hairdresser

I've never been there, but has sod all else exciting ever happened in Swindon before?

Can't BELIEVE Ma Mein has got rid of the bunches

Oh dear. i can already tell this will be painful

I am warming to Chowmein. Best of a truly awful bunch.

I met DH there Fellowship!