X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

His church obviously doesn't mind the gays then.

I thought they were all anti that?

Is Shitz looking a bit like a lady-boy tonight?

They made that poor woman come in her butcher's coat so we know who she is.

Why are they not showing the Ma? And the hair?

I want Chowmein to win, and for Simon Cowell to get a contract out on his dad. Maybe Sinitta would do it.

He's lost his first name. He's now know as

NANFUCKER

The Maloney, FFS

C'mon GRIMSBY! Make some NOIIIIIZE!

ooo, Bof. Bet we see you in the adoring crowd.

No honestly Barry that's not what he's now known as

Orange juice and Chris's skin - spot the difference?

Welcun Maloney? Smooth, Gary!

Hands up who thinks that, when they cut to Nanfucker's F&Fs, it will be
a) His Nan
b) an old people's bus they diverted from the bingo on the way
c) Jane McDonald
d) Sonia

Oh christ on a bike.. NF

Bet you a £1 that he has a 'you don't have to be mad' sign on his desk.

I bet they did! Small world! Do you remember Mavis the tutor, she sends me a Christmas card every year!

Poison cupcakes...

I'm an athiest, but i bloody love a gospel choir.
Go my wee Chowmein.
You deserve it.

MY NAN LIVED IN NORRIS GREEN

So his fan base is the drunk and toothless?

Interesting age range here!

A call centre! Aha! Now we know how he is winning- programme the predictive dialler- hey presto!

There's about 25 people there, Nanfucker. Waiting to kill you.

I thought he was going to kiss Gary then!

Christophter is on the train then!!! No helicopter!!!

I've just found out my friend is having an xfactor party and I'm not invited. Bastards! Thank god for the thread! Sobbing into my cornflakes and low fat crazymilk I am.

Bazza has turned into Wallace

'Oooo, nice bit of cheese'