Made In Chelsea - the second thread, yah?

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Oops, I filled up the old thread. Here is a new, shiny one.

Alex totally has Lego hair.

D'you think if Weez keeps muttering "this is the happiest I've been in a long time" through clenched teeth eventually she will believe it?

Phoebe is poisonous. Very nasty girl. Hope Tatler is proud of her (doubtful).

Jamie just comes across as deeply, deeply stupid. And a spineless liar.

Phoebe is so vile ! Just catching up.
Ashley is a loon as well.

Ashleigh is pure unhinged

The whole Alex, Spencer, Lucy triangle is cringey and rubbish. What is it with Spencer delivering drinks to everyone?

Please please can everyone refrain from saying "going there"! Bloody crass.

Richard is building an underground bunker Was disapointed Lucy went back to Spencer Ffs does he have a golden sick or something

sorry golden dick ..thoughmsube sick was right

Well what a tedious episode. I can't even be arsed to comment on one thing from it.

Oh wait, I can, I hate Witch Face Phoebe even more than last week.

MIC has completely lost its' sense of fun. I turned last week's episode off early, watched 'Dates' tonight, then tuned in to this for 10 minutes before turning off again.

New characters with NO redeeming features partly to blame (I don't mind a twat if they're a funny twat, but they are all as boring as hell), but the producers need to sort out some strong plotlines that don't revolve around Spencer, pronto. Enough of these one-episode subplots for the others, give Binky, Francis etc. something meaty.

Agree v boring tonight! Things need stirring up a bit.
Pheobe is getting worse - totally loves herself.

• And why do they all have perfect bodies?
• as well as money, looks, fab houses etc

< wishes for shallow existence >

< realises I have shallow existence by watching this crap >

Very dull episode, Phoebe is a twat. That's all.

Is it any wonder they wanted to do the whole show about Mark Francis, as the main person?

More MF...

Is he gay?

Phoebe is clearly getting more and more wound up by Lucy's 'whatever' exterior.

It shouldn't be this entertaining to watch but I practically shouted 'hah' at the screen when she plonked herself down on that sofa by her and failed at getting a rise

Phoebe is awful I agree. She is so clearly up herself and her flirting is almost too embarrassing to watch, her "coquettish" looks at the boys and giggling. STOP woman! No one thinks you are as adorable as you think you are!

I actually think Spencer is more likeable with Lucy, a bit more like how he was with Caggie.

Spencer is much better with Lucy. I like them together.

Jamie was being a twat about it, even more than usual.

Phoebe seems to be on a mission to seduce everyone for reason. Bonkers.

I love how bewildered Jamie looks sometimes.

I sometimes wonder if his brain was switched with a giant digestive...

I suspect that Biscuits actually feels the reverse of what he is saying about "Spucy" , that they are actually pretty well suited but a loved up best mate does not suit his agenda so is trying to put a spanner in the works.

I think he's gone a bit green eyed, yes!

The most bewildered MIC 'star' is Ollie... He looks absolutely struck dumb whenever the camera pans to him...

I'm am absolutely fascinated by Mark Francis, I've never seen anyone as affected as him. He is awesome.

I agree about Ollie. He does a very good rabbit in t he headlights impression and seems to play dumb when challenged or talked to about what has gone on previously. He just pulls that confused gormless face.

Ashley is unhinged but probably just needs to find a rich man that will pander to her. Phoebe loves herself and Binky is everyone's match maker.

Great series and as I am new to this relatively then I cannot compare the old with the new.

I'VE JUST REALISED WHO PHOEBE REMINDS ME OF. SHE IS THE BRIDE OF CHUCKY!!!!!!!!!

complete with smug smiley expression here

Haha, she does

Bwahahaha qazxc, she really does!!!!!

Mark Francis has said he has " venetian limp" from " too much palazoing"

LOVE him, so funny, made me chuckle all day