Made In Chelsea - the second thread, yah?

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Oops, I filled up the old thread. Here is a new, shiny one.

[happybubblebrain]

Spencer is number one on my hate list. I don't understand the attraction seeing as they are all stinking rich.

I had to laugh at the "debauchery" in the empty club in Amsterdam. The hightlight seemed to be Ollie and Gabriella having sex "twice". They know how to have a good time don't they.

[FairyTrain]

rofl funniest thing I read each week....enjoy!

[HullyEastergully]

i haven't seen any pics

I need pics

I am very sad about Boulle and Sophia

[waltermittymistletoe]

When did people start hating Proudlock?

Ollie will have us all trapped in Gabs' bunny boiler alternate universe now. There's be 'singing' and music videos with Ollie-a-likes and all sorts. SHS.

Louise is officially the fastest crier I have EVER seen.

Spucy? Really? Yuk!

[HullyEastergully]

YY when did the proudlock-hating begin?

He's nice, despite his earrings.

[HazeltheMcWitch]

The Proudlock hating started when he dated the lovely Boulle's beloved. He knew. He knew.

Then, we realised that he has sneaky ferret teeth. How did we miss such a sign?

Then, he bought stupid orange glasses. And wore them.

[threestepsforward]

I love this show!

I love Francis!

I now can't look at Binky without seeing her mother, anyone else the same?

I think Lucy and Spencer are a match made in heaven, they deserve and suit each other

[HullyEastergully]

He did know a bit, but he liked Sophia and Boulle denied it and wasn't even going out with her.

You can't put dibs on a human being.

[HullyEastergully]

Binky's mum's face didn't move. Totes frozen

[waltermittymistletoe]

No, no, no Hully is right! Proudlock didn't know.

He wouldn't do such a thing to his boi. I'm sure of it.

I have no defence for the glasses.

If Spucy pro-created, wouldn't that bring on the Apocolypse?

[MarshaBrady]

Those two earrings do look funny on Proudlock, but he seems ok. And Francis was just quiet and moody before he said why. He took Sophia's news that she liked Francis well.

Lucy let Andy go rather cuttingly.

Francis' new date is very pretty. They are a good couple.

Louise is still annoying, with the tears. What's up little one? Rosie looked so gossipy in that fur.

Lucy and Spencer would be great together.

[HazeltheMcWitch]

He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew.
We knew.

Of course you can't put dibs on a person, tht's just reduce them to chattels, but if your friend liked someone (and had done for years), you'd stay away, wouldn't you? The bois (buoys?) all seem to like going after each others' crushes. Apart from St Francis of Boullissi and his monkey.

[HullyEastergully]

And then Weez and Andy's nostrils can go out together

[HazeltheMcWitch]

His nostrils! Did you see them in the dumping scene? It was like they were alive.

[threestepsforward]

laughing at "Weez and Andy's nostrils can go out together"

[MarshaBrady]

hahaha

[waltermittymistletoe]

Rosie looked so gossipy in that fur

Arf! I love this ^

Andy's nostrils would inhale Weez whole. They are so giant and she is so very tiny.

Jamie is not going to try to make Jinky happen again is he because Binks doesn't deserve to be played like that again!

[DublinMammy]

Yes yes, Weez would never survive the vortex of Andy's nostrils.... Perhaps that is why Lucy dumped him - she knew her evil powers couldn't keep her safe forever.....

[MamaMumra]

He knew. We all knew how Francis felt!!

[HullyEastergully]

Yes he knew, and he asked and Francis said NO GO AHEAD IT'S FINE.

What was he supposed ot do? Not go out with her?

[SkinnyMarinkADink]

I nearly died reading that link!!!!

[DublinMammy]

Thanks for the link Fairy, so so so funny....

[MamaMumra]

Yes Hully, I think he should have known that Francis didn't mean it.

[Dozer]

Saw for the first time in ages last night.

Disliked Francis at the speed-dating: isn't speed-dating supposed to be both people talking, not just him firing questions and rating women? He said to one "I've got all the information I need". urgh. And the monkey exchange was cringeworthy: "oh we have so much in common"

when louise said "god you sound like such a prick" spencer preened

The one who had sex with gabriella didn't give a shit if it would upset her, he was smirking and hair-flicking when he said he definitely didn't want anything further to happen.

In fact all the men in it are vile. The girls who are "friends" with them seem to all slot into the mens' expectations, "boys will be boys" etc.

[waltermittymistletoe]

I follow them on twitter

I'm ashamed but I can't stop! Anyway, Weez is a right stroppy mare on there!

Doesn't like being told anything true negative about Spenny. Some of the followers are very - er - invested in the show.