Made In Chelsea - the second thread, yah?

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Oops, I filled up the old thread. Here is a new, shiny one.

I think I'm going to stop watching the actual program and just read the reviews in the Sabotage Times from now on!

sabotage times - genius! thanks for that, my face hurts from laughing so much!

I would love Hugo to come back even just to put Spenny in his place. He's the only person who has ever been on the show who properly knows how to deal with him.

Even for Chelsea standards Paris is a bit of an extravagant first date

..all the "gals" in there seem to spend the whole time flicking their hair backwards and forwards over their shoulders - beginning to think that this is more like an elongated ad for hair shampoo.... they all seem to "wear their hair" just over one shoulder ... annoys the hell out of me ....

still18 except it wasn't a date, it was "just lunch"!

spare me

I am loving these reviews each week that someone up thread linked to:
chbadtv.blogspot.co.uk/2013_05_01_archive.html?m=0

That's hilarious Apple!

The Spencer elephant had me in stitches!

I think we can all understand why Caggie wouldn't give Spenny the time of day now can't we?

Looking forward to tonight, I wonder if TT has been on the drugs sauce again.

I definitely need a Francis to the rescue fix so am hopeful for later.

Also praying Lucy doesn't let me down this week, her "pretty good at French" comment was excellent and I want more of Binky wearing things which are not off the shoulder, she did scrub up so well.

The episodes seem to alternate in their levels of drama, last week was once again rather meh, I'll be tuning in tonight with DS1, DS2, DS3 and DH for the first time in ages so I want full on shouting at the TV material.

Jamie's hair looks so stupid

Good, tt is leaving. I really, really can't stand her.

yy, caggie is vindicated.

binky's mum's q whether spencer has hidden assets!

They all go on about being reaaally happy all the time, with dead faces.

You're right; tt spends most of the time talking about how happy she is in 'thus relationshup', first when she was with Spencer and now with nostrils.

That barn dance looked highly tedious

...why on earth would you want to drink what looked like urine from jam jars at a Barn Dance - is this a new health kick ???

TT is just too much, could she overcompensate any more?! The weird smiles, the tossing of the hair, the very overt laughing which she never previously did, its all so false. And my god how she keeps mentioning what has Lucy got that she hasn't, so bloody uncomfortable it's like she's 14 and hasn't realised that different people want different things, one mans trash is another mans treasure and all that malarkey has totally bypassed her. Me thinks she has had a too spoilt life.

Definitely loving Lucy in this now, it might be driven by her own insecurities and damage but she's keeping herself safe from Spencer which is only a good thing.

My DS always says Spencer must have a massive knob, I wonder if that's what it is that makes him so cocky (sorry couldn't resist).

I read in Heat this morning that Spenny and Andy actually got into a dust up during the confrontation that was shown last week but the producers didn't want to show violence on TV. Unfortunately Spencer came out on top. No wonder he was being all magnanimous last night.

Love Stevie. He's really growing on me. He Tells It Like It Is!

Good for Lucy, she needs to walk away completely though and stop these push me pull me games with Spencer The Gorilla.

I think Proudlock dumped Phoebe because she went out with Jamie "as friends" then played the old "I don't want a relationship card". Wasn't his mum irritating?

I think Ollie is Asexual. What a waste of a beautiful man.

More Oscar and Mark Francis please.

I actually think TT and Andy are for real. I don't think her getting upset round Spencer means anything. It's his treatment of her she cries about not him.

I still feel sorry for louise, not yet escaped from the toxic spencer.

TT can't help crying because Spencer is a controlling thug, she can't help it now. What a shame he beat Andy in a fight, am not surprised.

Love Lucy for being so clear and direct about what she wants. Thank god.

Poor Ashley. I don't blame her, Cheska was a big snooty in their street scene.

Felt sorry for Proudlock.

Find both mums a bit cringeworthy.

Bit snooty.

I love Binky's Mum! Think Stevie maybe the new Francis.

J for genius

well done Biscuits, you really are a clever cookie!

anyone thinks that the should be altered to [louise]?

Phoebe looked stunned when Proudlock dropped her like a stone. It was a pleasure to watch.

So bored with Ollie and his sexual preference dilemma.

I thought Nostrils looked a bit spooked when Louise lunged for a kiss in the cafe. She's really quite odd.

She is horrifyingly revolting. I don't understand how I dislike her so much when I have never even met her but she truly is a waste of oxygen.