Made In Chelsea - the second thread, yah?

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Oops, I filled up the old thread. Here is a new, shiny one.

Rosie as in Millie's bff? That's a bit random! I think that Binks and Lucy's friendship is a lot more like than them too

I agree she isn't how I imagine a girlfriend of jamie's to be like. perhaps she'll be different once she's not the new girl anymore. But i thought he'd go for a more party girl type.

I thought it spooky that Nostrils and Weez were actually used in the show.

'Fess up spies! Spenny are you here perusing the Style & Beauty board? If so you've recently misinterpreted the current trends. Trust me.

Weez has always been Louise's nickname, ever since she joined. Further proof she's a fool, who would tolerate being called Weez?
Tara and Jamie were in the paper ages ago on holiday in Barbados. So hardly a secret girlfriend.
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2255458/Made-In-Chelseas-Jamie-Laing-mystery-brunette-revealed-wealthy-teenage-schoolgirl-family-holiday-Barbados-year.html

Weez should have a threesome with francis and nostrils in spenny's bed to even things out.
That's after she gets herself tested for STD's because clearly Spencer has been shagging anyone that would let him and considering he lies about it, if i were louise i wouldn't take his word he's been using protection.

qazxc that is the best suggestion I have heard.... sick puppy

What fresh hell is this? WHY are they in bed with each other? WHY?

So what do we think? Whose lying? Is it Lucy or Biscuits?

I'm past caring. The truth means nothing anymore.

'She's studying at the moment..'. No, Biscuits, she's AT SCHOOL

Actually I do care a bit. Lucy is lying because she looks shifty. Biscuits just looks thick. Plus, Lying Lucy has a nice alliterative ring.

check out the new couple!
My money is biscuits is lying through his teeth.
yes louise, of course spenny is being kind and caring when he is vetoing a number of future possible partners and making the huge sacrifice of sleeping with you to save you from your "urges".

Hurrah, Richard is back.
And they are pretending that he is a mad, rich scientist, like Iron Man. But blond. What's a yellow metal?

Is manganese yellow? I like the sound of Manganese Man.

I think Manganese can be yellow if we want it to be :o

lol at richards big reveal for thicko ollie to point out "but that what arms are for".

Biscuits wants us to call him Biggles (re jacket).
But we won't. For his name unto us, is Biscuits.

"I am peter pan"
No, Biscuits, you're just a twat.

Ha ha, Maganese Man.

I really, really want to cut Biscuits' hair. And what a ridiculously false group walk, why would Spenny, Nostrils and Lucy all be on the same walk? So unrealistic......(I know, I know but come ON)

I think Lucy might also be going a bit single white female on Binks....she's working the Binks Tousled Tresses look this week.

Arf at Biggles

I don't think Lucy lies. Biscuits has a maaasssive ego, I reckon he's the one telling porkies. And what's all this shit 'I fucking love that girl'?

Are they all sharing that crap jacket?

Oscar is kicking hilarious

Fucking hilarious

I like oscar, far more than ashley who appears quite unhinged.

I agree, there is something a bit off about Ashley.

at Spenny having to drop the bluster

Ha ha Spenny you idiot. Nice hat by the way....