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X-Factor, The Piss Taking, oopps, I mean, The Results

313 replies

Katiekitty · 11/11/2012 19:42

Taxi for Nanfucker

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Jellykat · 11/11/2012 20:42

Nanfucker'll do alright if he goes, plenty of old people need entertaining this time of year.

Katiekitty · 11/11/2012 20:43

Bracing self for Nanfucker 'save me' song

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cardibach · 11/11/2012 20:43

I don;t want to get all stroppy, but would people stop asking who Nanfucker is? IT's been explained at least twice on this thread alone...

RudolphUcker · 11/11/2012 20:43

Truedat Jellykat. He could turn on Liverpool's lights, do a few care homes. Sorted.

MsElleTow · 11/11/2012 20:43

DS1(almost18) just said "Don't be surprised if Nanfucker is safe, Nans like dick too!"

tak1ngchances · 11/11/2012 20:43

Sorry cardi

VeryProbablyStupid · 11/11/2012 20:43

who has left?? my tv isnt on!

KnockMeDown · 11/11/2012 20:44

I thought that Morrison's ad was priceless - a real pisstake of the likes of Asda etc!!

qazxc · 11/11/2012 20:44

just thought, for the sake of her health, hope his nan's not on mumsnet.

RudolphUcker · 11/11/2012 20:44

Fucksakes, I forgot about the save me songs!

nanfucker will do Don't Stop Believing.

jessiegeesusinamanger · 11/11/2012 20:44

It would be elder abuse if you let nanfucker lose in a care home. The government would be forced to hold a major investigation and heads would roll.

jessiegeesusinamanger · 11/11/2012 20:44

Loose in a care home even

Jellykat · 11/11/2012 20:45

Everyone except the 2 boybands and NF Stupid

ChocolateZombiesmakemefat · 11/11/2012 20:45

Sorry to hijjack but if he stays I will hurt the telly

tak1ngchances · 11/11/2012 20:45

Ah I see. Christopher

ThatVikRinA22 · 11/11/2012 20:45

i really really really really really really really really detest ed sheeran so much he inspired a thread on people who i want to hit in the face with an iron.
fact.

bye bye christoper.....

please!!

RudolphUcker · 11/11/2012 20:45

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ThatVikRinA22 · 11/11/2012 20:45

fuck a duck.

jessiegeesusinamanger · 11/11/2012 20:45

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

Jellykat · 11/11/2012 20:45

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

cardibach · 11/11/2012 20:45

Oh fuck

qazxc · 11/11/2012 20:45

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

squishyotter · 11/11/2012 20:45

ffs

IAmLouisWalsh · 11/11/2012 20:45

Fuck off! Fuck off! fuck off!

GobTheGoblin · 11/11/2012 20:45

Boooooooooooooo!

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