Oh Heston. Just give it a rest

[Sparklingbrook]

Anyone else watching him poncing about with food unnecessarily? Sausages that look like tomatoes. he is now putting egg yolk in a condom.

Egg in a balloon boiled for an hour. Yum

I am now after seeing this thread. I just saw a load of white and yellow gunk come out of a pink thing. Wtf was that?

It was a balloon silly SPs. The condom didn't work you see. he is winding me up but I am too lazy to get out of bed and find the remote.

Oh and 'Merry Pringles'-that advert is winding me up too,

I was watching bring it on last night on channel 5 and at every break it said 5 bring the movies and Pringles bring the snacks.

So many ad breaks on channel 5!

Oh a balloon. I should have known

Ooh forgot this was on. I quite like his extreme stuff probably cos I don't like proper food

I thought that SPs so many ads. Oh no what's he going to do with this cereal?

Heston stop now. Really.

A big shreddie with cereal in it.

It's just yawn now isn't it jessie.

Totally agree. He is becoming a parody of himself.

I went to school with twins. They looked just like Heston

I'm liking it. It looks like fun.

Such fun!

Heston. Nobody gives a shiny shite about your ludicrous breakfast.

I'm also quite enjoying it when it doesn't work.

He looks like an egg in a condom

Richard Hammond may as well have done this.......

I've stopped watching. It's just too daft. Just eat a regular breakfast ffs!

He's just ruining breakfast. It's fine as it is. It doesn't need playing with.

He should go back to little chef

he's trying to make it all highbrow and educational now.

He better not come over here and fiddle with my crunchy nut cornflakes. I'll boil him up in a giant egg shell.

My god fathers, I can't stand the little worm faced poncy "ooh look at my spinach shitty ice cream" twatty prick.

Glad I'm not alone.

I'm still quite liking it.

This is like CBBC or something.