Oh Heston. Just give it a rest

[Sparklingbrook]

Anyone else watching him poncing about with food unnecessarily? Sausages that look like tomatoes. he is now putting egg yolk in a condom.

Poor Mrs Heston. waiting for her breakfast in bed.

Popping candy in the milk?

It sounds rank tbh

Can you imagine being mrs Heston and trying to keep the Dcs amused and not starving to death while he cocked about cooking with liquid nitrogen? I'd end up screeching "just do some fucking chicken nuggets you twat" and getting divorced.

Bell end. It's not food. It's fun with chemistry. Fine but don't pretend it's food.

thatbasterd love the name

Am actually crying at egg in a condom

MN is on form tonight. There's a parking thread going on. It's hilarious. Such fun!

Agree. Used to love Heston's Feasts, and the Little Chef thing - but this is just rubbish. Luckily have remote right next to me - and have just found Cold Comfort Farm from the 60s on You Tube.

There be something nasty in the woodshed. Probably Heston's egg filled condom.

Giant real food is what I wanted

Like the shreddie cereal bags though I felt that they should only have one type in so it was like lucky dip.

I had the chance to go to his restaurant honestly I just could not be arsed.

That egg balloon made me want to vomit, the way it oozed out

Dammit - channel hopped before turning off TV and I have been missing the wonderful Lucy Worsley on BBC4 while watching Heston faff around.

Edible newspapers.

He's done that before

Yoghurt and Mango puree giant boiled egg. What. An. Arse.

I'd rather have a proper normal egg at home. Then a huge fake one on a train

Bloody funsponges.

Why on a train??

Black pudding nutella

Oh FGS he is faffing with Ice Cream next week.

The only veggie meal he could invent for waitrose was macaroni cauliflower bloody cheese. Idiot.

Funsponges

What a wonderful word