Why am I addicted to Real Housewives of NYC?

[Littlemisspoorly]

I shout at the TV and they all seem like back stabbing bitches...but I'm hooked!

Well that's done it. I'm not going to watch anymore if Jill's gone.

I wanted to see her take Ramona out.

Oh I have no idea what I was just watching... I was watching them all argue with the guy in the chair . Jesus fuck is our Scottish ?TV behind also?

Oh maybe I was watching the wrong recording I have week here....

Does anyone know how old Mario is? I think he's quite fit and reminds me of someone close to me atm .

I don't know his age, he looks about 48-50? I think he is okay-ish, I'd give him one Well he is okay, for his age, he has hair and no facial hair (I don't like facial hair)

My Mario friend is late 57, and looks about the same age! He's older than me.

Chromosone you are watching the post mortem of series 4 by the sound of it... it was on here earlier... just before I went out to do my big shop. The new series appears right after it.

Oh crap I wonder if my sky+ taped it....

Oh goody I have one more to watch

tressy lock him in your house, steal his shoes and keep him, I would .....

Not feeling much love for these three new women. They are all the same... squeaky voices, inflated lips and messy hair.

Have any of you ever seen The Real Housewives of Atlanta? It is the most popular one of the series in the US. I used to watch it when I was living in Africa but can't seem to find it on any of the channels back in the UK. It is brilliant!

Only Orange County and New York

Oh they are in Atlanta also....

I wonder if they will do the The Real Housewives of Scotland

I wouldn't be in it anyway, I'm broke

My lips are also too small and my hair has 3 months of roots!

Chromosone - isnt that look referred to now as dip dye?? very fashionable!!

Chromosone

Your hair is the epitome of chic ATM then.

You can actually buy boxes of hair colour to specifically give yourself mahoosive roots. Can't remember what it is called...

Oh is it? Oh goody I may leave them another few months then

I have for the first time ever, purchased a highlighting kit but I have only ever used a hairdressers, so I have stared at the box and contents about 5 times but not done anything with as yet.....

Oh no can't believe I missed it!

Oh yeah, Chromosone...I have the name it's called Wild Ombres by L'Oreal.

Here : www.loreal-paris.co.uk/Wild_Ombres

They have different shades and everything.

I have clearly been ahead of my time. I frequently had my hair coloured then it grew and needed doing. Just as I colour it all one colour so I'm 'normal' they bring this out !

Bugger.

Here

www.loreal-paris.co.uk/Wild_Ombres

Oh wow that's me on the picture .....

Okay a bit of wishful thinking going on here, Oh goody I may even stop scraping 'the hair' off my face now

Wear it long and lank and with pride !

I shall, sadly my hair straighteners have a loose connection but I will work with them

I avctually thought my hair was straight, then they bring out fucking straightneers, oops I think my fingers are pissed!

Just your fingers ?

My hair gets so long then goes wavy...and kind of kinks.

I just mumsnet cut it now, and colour it at home. I cba.

i love rhony and rhoc ,i follow them on twitter they seem so normal on there .The current series on itv2 is from afew years ago

I can only watch on Freeview too.

What is wrong with Sonja? she seems to be drinking a lot more