Why am I addicted to Real Housewives of NYC?

[Littlemisspoorly]

I shout at the TV and they all seem like back stabbing bitches...but I'm hooked!

I haven't got to the bottom-of Mario and Ramona but I'm fairly sure it was bullshit!!

'YOU ATE THE BOW OF THE CAKE'
DID YOU SEE HER?
GIRL: I HAD A SUGAR CRAVING.......
STUCK UP LADY WITH TOO MANY PENNIES: WE HAVE FOOOOOOD IN THE KITCHEN I'M SORRY YOU MUST LEAVE NOW......

Class!!!

I am doing this all their American accent gotta love the bitchy ladies, wow here was me thinking I was the only person to watch such classy trash! Be warned if you have not watched this, it is addictive!!!!

What about Romano on the cat-walk.........

OR

The OC ladies when they went to the place with all the monkeys (die hard house-wife person here) those monkeys were too cute stealing bananas, then the camera switches to a sign 'DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS'

When is the OC back on ?

Jesus Mario is a twat, just watched the boat / pregnancy test episode. He is so in Sonja's knickers

Oh and LuAnn having the arrogance to sing with Natalie Cole. Jesus ,Mary and Joseph

Shit...for a minute there I thought she had sung with all 4 of them

Now THAT would be arrogant!!,

I actually think Mario is quite hot

Mario is very good looking. Is he younger than her? I think the daughter is lovely.

Mario cannot possibly see daylight; He's so far up his own jacksie!

I always thoought that about Mario and Sonja too. Just a bot of chemistry between them -maybe it was from when they were younger.
Just always thought it was wierd when the fortune teller said to Ramona about another woman in Marios life that Sonja cried? Not sure that would be your instant reaction for a friend?

What about LuAnnes man's erm..nose ?

He looks like a creepy little git. Sorry I am a bit behind, even though these are repeats... I haven't watched it since Monday, no idea what I have been doing all week!

Sorry I keep name changing I was here at 1.00 amish talking in a New York Accent

OMG Ramona on the cat walk....that should be a standard piece for models to watch on how not to do it !

It makes me giggle that she takes herself so seriously with these things too....I was agog the other day watching her trying to subtely slag off LuAnn and her parenting skills. It must be lovely to be so deluded.

ITV2 right now has the 2nd part of the final reunion for series 5, but there is another show listed for 5pm... is this the New Series???

Freeview is only saying... 'Reality show that followes several busy and ambitious Manhatten women as they balance envious social calanders, challenging careers and motherhood'.... it does say if it is Series 5 or yet more repeats of 4.

Can anyone help me coz I have to go do my weekly big shop at 5pm and I don't want to miss it

I meant currently showing 2nd part of reunion show for series 4!

I'm still on this/last Tuesdays show... the 16th birthdays parties, seen them before but hey-ho! Better than deal or no deal.....

Romano looked like a cock-eyes frog on the catwalk strutting her stuff, I would ran!

I will be very surprised is Simon doesn't 'come out' by series 5/6 or 7..... posh bastard

Ooh who are all these new people on season 5?

Where's Jill!

Simons not in it anymore

Oh is it a new one tonight, oh I'm switching Tuesday off.... no idea why I am watching repeats..

Jill has gone??? Oh I wonder where she is?

Simon has gone... oh blast I will miss his red snakeskin trousers...

So happy the new series is on but not liking having to get to know so many newbies.

Good to see Ramona is still nuts!

Awwwww nooooooooo!!!! Had just got used to the last nutters!

Oh BOLLUX. I went out to do my big shop and the fecking recorder didn't record

So no Alex, Simon or Jill then?? Is the 'countess' still there? and Kelly?

They were my three favourites as well

HURRAY... Found the last half hour still going on ITV2+1

A new lady?? Blonde with pumped up lips just on... who is she?