Why am I addicted to Real Housewives of NYC?

[Littlemisspoorly]

I shout at the TV and they all seem like back stabbing bitches...but I'm hooked!

Hilarious today

What's wrong with Carole's teeth? I've just paused it and she literally looks like she's only got the two bottom front teeth and no others

Oh she's smiled now and I can see her implants.

That sinks in st Barts. I've never come accross such an unempathatic creature in my life. It must have been heartbreaking for Carole been there. She is growing on me and I do like her attitude to life. Looking forward to seeing the rock star!

Sonja not sinks'

I've seen the first one. Luanne threw Ramonja under the bus. However, as no fan, she didn't plot asking Reid to leave or view an alternative house (yeah right). I think they were rude. Aviva totally overreacted. Carole had a bad flight and long day of travel too. She didn't behave that way. I'm a bit that she expected a party. Spoilt brat.

Did Ramona and Sonja run away from the concert?

Which series are we on???

Is there a new series? The last one I saw was when Luanne became a popstar

Yes, I think they slipped away when nobody was looking, so they could go back to the house and get totally off their faces. Sonja looked incredibly hammered. Suprised she didn't drown in the pool.

Series 5 tiredemma

New one, new ladies, bit strange but I am getting there, my mum came in and said 'FGS Turn that off, it's bloody awful'

They went for cocktails and diverted the cars and went home to get wasted. They join the dog turd sandwich with Luanne

I love Carole the best. She is a much needed breathe of fresh air.

Those Fecking harpies have put me off St Barths. People were better behaved in San Antonio back in the day.

That villa was amazing.

Does anyone know anyone who has actually been to st Barts?

I am developing a crush on Carole. I've read her blogs and everything. She's very witty; quite British in her humour. And I want her figure.

Ramona and Sonja are starting to look like sad old drunken tarts.

And as for LuAnn! She's so fake, pretending she didn't have a night with that johnny depp guy. Apparently, , her marriage was an open one.

ooohh bet sonja is going to love that comparison with anna nicole smith along with "she married a much older man and it slipped through her fingers". superb passive aggressive message delivered on the "we're worried about her" face.
As for Ramona screaching about her "slimming pills" is that not code for speed?
Also loved the "ramona can drink all day but sonja just can't handle it"

thats why i think ramona has a drink problem no normal person could drink all day and it doesnt affect them.

"who gets to take home the greasy prize" classic. Have to say Thomas obvs was fighting his repulsion of them, hope he gets a few nice "gifts" from them.

That was a terrific one liner from Heather.
Sonja is disgraceful.

Will catch up on yesterday's episodes and report back later.

don't forget RHODC starts tomorrow - set your sky plus!

eww to LuAnne and Sonja sharing Harry/Tomas.

How much have i missed? Bugger!

I just caught up with two episodes yesterday.

What i don't get is that a lot of these women have degrees and masters, one went to Vassar etc yet when they talk they are boring as fuck and ignorant. There is just no intellect on display at all. Then they all screech at the same time "But you said this to X and then Y said..." repeatedly, like groundhog day.

At least Ramona and Sonja are quite entertaining in their drunken awfulness. Blonde Steve Tyler is so self obsessed. Brown Steve Tyler seems quite sweet and normal.

Do you know what? Im still on St Barts when Aviva and her husband came. I have found myself pressing fast forward through all the screeching and hardly catching any of it. Its so tedious to watch. No wonder my friends cant get into it. Im sure it wasnt like this previous seasons.

Ramona and Sonja. I said it awhile ago they just look like a pair of saddo old women. Im convinced its more drugs then drink thats making them screech like that. Sonja is such a slapper. its written all over her.

Who gives a toss really if Luann got laid? Did they make it clear that she did? I never caught that. Honestly its a holiday. All morals go out the window!! Its a shame for her that it was played out infront of millions though.

I dont get the fuss about Aviva turning up with her husband either. Theyve already been there three nights. It wouldnt bother me or any of my friends.

And, thats the other thing. Theyve thrown these women together who dont even know each other in real life and calling them friends. They are not friends we arent stupid enough to believe that. Granted the two old broads maybe but the rest of them they have nothing to lose.

hehe the children are at their dads for he venign so i will be ironing and watching an episode or two on sky plus can;t wait.

which channel is dc on? and anyone know when beverley hills will be on again?

thank you

aviva should have stayed at home in my opinion.

what was she expecting?

A party, apparently

I can't bear Aviva. For someone who doesn't want to talk about her leg, she spends an awful lot of time.... talking about her leg.....

Its just a set up isnt it? remember scary Island when Jill "turned up"?

I do find it hard to watch this time. theyre all bloody unhinged. Appart from the brown haired ones.