Why am I addicted to Real Housewives of NYC?

[Littlemisspoorly]

I shout at the TV and they all seem like back stabbing bitches...but I'm hooked!

I was quite amazed when Carole said at Avivas spin class that she didn't exercise at all. How is she so incredibly thin? And can a slightly older, less monied desperate housewife from the North of Scotland get to look like that too without taking exercise? Hypothetically, obviously

Starvation and marching powder I expect. She might not exercise but I doubt many calories pass her lips!

looking at the size of her flat and lack if kitchen skills i doubt she eats much at all.

plus if there all necking pino in great quantities how come they dont get booze bloat.

She doesn't cook by the looks of those m and m offerings last week.

I do like her hair and the other dark haired one. I've forgotten her name already. The one that wouldn't be out of place on real housewives of New Jersey.

I wish they wouldn't put two on a day, it goes too quickly.

yes two a day is a hit much but i think they are trying to get it out the way before christmas.

Ramona is on something I hard her say 'Oh I forgot my pills and my weight loss one', I will watch closely today 3.40pm and see what pills, I'm going for coke based Prozac right now.

Neither starvation or coke is an option for me, sadly

What about those slimming injections and a nice butt massage?

I don't know where in Inverness I could get such things!!

I don't think anybody is surprised by Luann, after all ramona did say shout repeatedly that the count and countess had an open marriage. and whilst luann was on the phone she was saying things like "i know i never change" so obvs she's at it all the time.
she probably had a bit too much tequila and didn't realise that the aftermath would be broadcast and make it really obvious.
Why make up the lie about the italians though? like carol said she should have said they were french.
Also wasn't the bloke meant to be the restaurant owners boyfriend? or is that place just a knocking shop for monied women "of a certain age".
i know it has been said before but luann is as classy as a dog turd sandwich and wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire (ie leaving her beloved jaques to the wolves at the diner with mario) and also rather crap at french [snobby french person hoiking up grammatical judgy pants emoticon].
I had a snigger at the girls saying 2 men's voices until we realised one was luann's.

I sniggered at that too

I din't know that had an open marriage!

I love that LuAnn is a bit of a goer. Just makes that haughty attitude of hers nonsense. Hurrah!

I can't believe after all this time, it's never occurred to me that they're on drugs. Of course they are! I'm such a dumbass.

I think Ramona through that accusation at LuAnn during s3 reunion. It was when she mentioned her divorce from the count.
Ramoja are taking something.
Looking forward to tonight.

RHONJ is warning up a bit. Cringe at Teresa:

1. Saying her DJ is nice when he was slagging Melissa and her Dbro off in front if them.
2. Super cringe when she was talking about how, well behaved get girls on when they were behaving badly.

Looking forward to next week when a shoot is canceled sure to their naughtiness AND that telephone conversation from Joe

Im on extended sick leave at the moment and have found RHNYC. Im addicted! And so glad to see there are others with addictions too!

Missed yesterday , which makes me [fasd], looks like i missed a good one.

Maybe i shouod record the series...but then Ill never get anything done!!!

I record it. I'm off with a poorly ds and so will have a chance to watch the new ones tonight. They are repeated tomorrow morning I'd I don't manage it.

im loving the new series, thank you to the poster who pm'd me the details.

ie been sky plussing them as cant watch them due to work and children, save them for the weekends. Last night i watched the christmas day nyc one and two ny episodes, i think the next one is the pirate one, can;t wait. last one i watched was a bit embarrasing for sonja, she came to heathers party hardly any make up and acting either very drunk or stoned.

Can someone clarify Aviva's charity. The place where she went where the little boy was getting new legs. I miss what she said. Is it for all children and, do they pay anything? I do worry about the haves and have nots in the States.

Does Carole have children? I wonder how old she is?

Anyone missing the others? Alex wouldve been great at helping with the branding of they metal box. I expect shes gone right back to work, she was very good at her job. I miss Jill and strangely I wouldve liked to have known more about Joan Jett and her set up.

One Step Ahead iirc

No Carole doesn't have children.

I also miss Alex and creepy Simon

I think the money from Aviva's spinning class went towards the running blades for the little boy.

The countess 'forgot' she was meeting up for a good cause and instead turned up for an exercise class. Imagine the boring etiquette lectures if it was one of the others.

In other news the looks just like a real jam ring in strip on the bottom (on my phone). It has the proper crimping and everything. I like it.

HOw does spinning differ from a normal exercise bike?

I'm with Carole there, Valium.

I think you have to pedal really fast and ride standing up. To music.

What happened to all the old ones, Jill, Alex, Bethany etc?

Luanne is SUCH a stirring trouble maker... dropping in the conversation that Ramona had talked about getting rid of Aviva's DH the day before. How did nobody else see that?

I'm only as far as the dog that she wants to put in nappies. Christ on a spinning bike

I love them and hate them, just bought my 17 DD a Sonja hat for christmas.