X-Factor- it's the RESULTS! Who's got the fanny gallops? YOU decide!

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Mimed opener- Rylan can't even mime intune!

Loving that thread title!

Signing in

Ok-so this is so bad, it may acksherly be live

Why are they all shouting?

I have the fanny gallops for NONE of 'em. Even Bazza or Dermie don't so much as get a working trot from my minge.

Lordy what a mess..

Ella has a remarkably deep voice - much more memorable than bland pop nonsense

Where's Sue gone?

I am watching this because DD loves JLS.

They are all shite have they not heard the great Chaka sing this?

Here I am you naner.

I've had the effing gallops today I can tell you, bloody anti biotics!

Oh dear I think Cardiac's a secret psycho.

Oh dear lord, that was truly awful. And Jahmene, stop with the warbling!

Sh'amazing .

did you see the look in his eyes? Nicole needs to watch out.

Sorry Sue. I is you friend on Fb and everything now. You is so pwetty!

Sh'ite.

curious mama - secret? Actual, more like

I don't think Cardiac is a secret psycho. Has anyone actually ever seen his nan alive?

Hah, I am a long snouted mammal on FB. But ver' pretty.

Have I mentioned I dislike Rylan?

And Ella is 16

Nan was rolled out the other week, wasn't she?

I know you are, I am the one you accepted today with her head on a handsome young boy's (DS2's) shoulder!

16? Really? How come they haven't mentioned that?

I'm not convinced she was nan number 1- i think there are spares....