X-Factor- it's the RESULTS! Who's got the fanny gallops? YOU decide!

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Mimed opener- Rylan can't even mime intune!

Eww tuttut how old is she? show us

Hi there my bloods, it's time to find out
Who's going to stay and who's chucked out
We've been excited all damn day, and ready for what da public say
Will be cardiac and his nan
Or Spraggers and her decesased gran?
Or Rylan who will head off to TOWIE
Seeing as he's no David Bowie
Man flu Kyle with snow pissed eyes
What about Ella, that would be a surprise
Coz Adele has tweeted from her maternity ward
to ask if Spraggers would cut the cord
So impressed with Luce is she
She's naming the baby Mini-me.
OhmiGod the lines are closed
Who'se the winner, God only knows.

Lots of people on another thread liked James, mummylouise!

If Cardiac goes someone will die tonight, you know that right? Someone will have to pay.

Still, if he doesn't go we ALL suffer so...

Rylan should have gone in the first week.

Chris and Jade for me

Another thread?

I don't want James to go tho 'cos he's local like. From Saltburn which is not Middlebrough mind you. Not sure why they keep saying the Boro?

Oh goody, are JLS doing their new Justin Trousersnake rip off song?

Jessie you kill me

I'm late in tonight.

What's been happening? Owt good?

emilie is 24

jessie- 2012 X factor winner!

Cardiac and Rylan for me

Cheese makes you fart, I didn't know that!

JLS. Slowly being pushed out of Claires Accessories by Wand Erection.
Still, you'll always have the market cornered in condoms, eh lads?

jessiegee that's genius

Anyone else think this JLS is like Timbersnake?

He is almost 16 Curious, he found it on Twitter. I squealed so loud DH came up(I get banished for X factor) to find out what was wrong!

nice one Jessie!

Emilie and Dione Warwick should not share the same stling when there is a 40 year age gap

This is very Trousersnakey.

Curious See my previous post ^

THANKYOU I GAVE IT 3 MILLION PERCENT and I don't even feel very WELL what with the bad reaction to the flu jab I had. Oh and English isn't my first language so I am well made up. I want to thank everyone who voted for me. Without you I'd be nothing. Weep, weep, weep. Off to start a brawl with Spraggers outside Boujis or whatever it's called.

I think one if these is hanging from their balls judging by their singing!

Oh I'd not be popular either if dp wasn't at work. He'd just sit there but I'd feel the negative vibes coming off him.