X Factor week 2 results show

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Who's going then ladies?

Why do they sing in that cod American accent , it's really annoying.

Shoo!

Gwan fuck off

Hi all. I've been getting ready for work which frankly, is more interesting than the first 45 minutes of the show! Not exactly who I expected in bottom two but no huge shock. This is dire. Even louis looks skeptical. All hangs on what MN Mel sings.

Very dated.

What was it that mn mels dh is famous/rich for again?

Sorry lads, this is shite. Taxi.

Good lord, Dysentery Two (non blonde non cap) has some teeth.

I like Dysentery Three (cap)'s bouncy Bez dancing.

STOP FLAPPING!

I wasn't born then either, Raaah!

harmonies not all entirely on point (pointe? has anyone worked out what that's all about yet?) boys. Mel will probably sing better.

jessie

Oh shoot me now. Actually no. Shoot them now.

Harmonies were not good again

That wasn't inspiring, was it?

C'mon Mel, do a belter!

He's that Forbes Masson bloke Ursula.

He's an actor, Ursula.

If she goes Gary will see his arse.

Good en pointe, nobody HAS been en pointe this evening, have they?

Oh dear, Melanie. I don't think this is a votes winner.

Oh is he? I'd immediately forgotten that information

Oh dear Melanie. Byeeeeeee.

Not exactly a (young) crowd pleaser...

see his arse? what is this plis?

On the plus side, Kelly Hoppen might need a body double.

Oh I really wanted her to be great :(

Poor Gary.