X Factor week 2 results show

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

Who's going then ladies?

It's all a bit predictable Mel...

Cheerio hen.

Glad you asked that Sue, because I have no bloody clue!

UltraBOF :)

Seeing your arse is being cross, Sue. And not just Gary's arse. One's arse.

Arf at Kelly Hoppen. YY - they could bring the bland to even more people, between them.

Shouty.

I love this song.

Waaaa-ooooooooo

Body for-horm!

No it wasn't amazing

Is it now? I am seeing me arse

Sue 'see his/her/my arse' means 'be absolutely fucking fuming'.

I couldn't give a fuck which one goes tbh

beautiful harmonies? eh?

Beautiful harmonies? Is she deaf?!

Different areas but each uniquely shite

Noooo, Dullisa. You tedious Jo Frost clone.

Told ya!

Ooooh Dullisa, controversial

She looks so dopey

It's alright cos they're saved by the bell.

Coincidentally, my arse enrages me regularly, even when I can't see it.

Lacklustre performance from the judges.

It's down to Shitsinger.....

Fuck. Got caught in a conversation and missed ALL of this! How can you say, please stop talking I need to get on Mumsnet now...