X-Factor- live shows week 2! 'It's Love and Heartbreak' week..gangnam style!

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Heaven help us all

other songs mooted - Ella singing 'loving you' by Minnie Ripperton,( which I love, and the original can't be touched, imo), James doing 'No more drama' by Mary J Bilge. A comment on last weeks shenanigans, p'raps?

Step away from the eyeliner Ella

Sorry peanut, I'm just not down with the kids enough

Step away from the eyeliner Ella

I shall have to invent a few new ones, Sue

BOF you need to have a look in Topman, that would make you disturbed. I walk round going who on earth would wear that?

My poor kids!

He reminds me of a woman, I'm sure it's a woman I'm thinking of

Is she young, this Ella?
Why on earth haven't they said?

Aaaaarghhhh we clicked on DM link without warning. Do you know they get paid each click? I only found out on 'ere today.

So is this the lass the lads all like?

Ella...she has a voice, and is only 16. They make her look 45

Love and Heartbreak.

Ooh good, she can do another one about her dead grandad

Clearly feel strongly that she should step away from the eyeliner

hang on, it's love and heartbreak week - where are all the conestant sob stories?

I feel robbed.

Disappointed.

Do they Curious. They must be raking it in from MN alone!

Cut to Jorge 'I'm fucking her'

She's only twelve FFS Greeny.

YY, Grandad and Inappropriate Love Songs. S'lovely, that.

Tuttut. You have permanently scarred me.

I like this song, she looks like Babs Streisand!!

Ooh, I like this song. I hope I still do by the end.

She used a marker pen tonight

Jesus, the eyes. She looks like she's stuck 'em on.

oh dear.

Poor ella. Even if this is good, the look i sterrible. And the arrangement is pants

Her voice is as wobbly as her eyeliner

ouch. a lot of work to do on linking together head and chest voice, dear.

Pmsl south park reference the brown noise :o

AAAAAAAAARGH- bare bloody feet