X-Factor- live shows week 2! 'It's Love and Heartbreak' week..gangnam style!

[dRaahhcula]

Heaven help us all

other songs mooted - Ella singing 'loving you' by Minnie Ripperton,( which I love, and the original can't be touched, imo), James doing 'No more drama' by Mary J Bilge. A comment on last weeks shenanigans, p'raps?

Louis dithered, but said he was keeping Carolynne. Dermot is a pedant- Louis had to say who he was sending home. he dithered. he flapped. he sent it to deadlock instead, and Carolynne ended up leaving. Barry stormed off. Was very drama-lama.

Who is Shitsinger praying TO? God of AutoTune.

I PMed you Sue.

Rylan making it all about Heeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmm.

Oh god, I've got no wine in and a slow internet connection, this week's show is going to be tough.

Oohh, and MN melanie added to nickname list

Draylon deserves nothing.

The main drama was that the producer was clearly trying to tell him who to vote for, and his ear piece was buggered not a fix at all-

I'm here (although God knows why :o), hoping for something of a higher standard than last week lol

Yes, I have been boycotting XFactor for ages. I am here merely to monitor.

Yoko loving you = kiss of death.

So, we've ahd a 'fix factor' controversy, this week I predict a major wardrobe malfunction as a ratings grabber.

Not sure where this insight has come from, it just came in a blinding flash

Apparently they don't wear earpieces! Caroline Flack said Dermot can't take the answer until they say "I want to send X home,"or "I want to take it to deadlock." She reckons " I want to save X"can't be said/ taken. I am sure it has been in the past!

Whats with Dermies low cut waistcot? and his bulge looks humungous.. altogether a most perturbing suit Mr O Leary!

I am probably a zillion years behind e gossip, but is Tallulah pregnant?

Oh we have ChowMein - Jamain (he really irritates me)

I bet he squeals some awful notes and gets praise for it

Oh fuck off with making Chowmein look like a twat, Shitsinger. You are MEAN.
Poor boy, with his poor glued on hair.

It's hard doing this sober, I have to say.

Bit out of time there matey.

My BIL has the same hair as Chowmein!

50 notes in 1... Is that meant to be impressive?

Lighthouse - I'm horribly sober too. No wine in the house.
I feel your pain

mash up ffs

Why is shitslinger encased in tin foil?

This sounds ok.

I only watch to perve on Dermot