X-Factor- live shows week 2! 'It's Love and Heartbreak' week..gangnam style!

[dRaahhcula]

Heaven help us all

other songs mooted - Ella singing 'loving you' by Minnie Ripperton,( which I love, and the original can't be touched, imo), James doing 'No more drama' by Mary J Bilge. A comment on last weeks shenanigans, p'raps?

See you tomorrow I hope.

Ooo I'm off for jazzy spuds tomorrow.

Night all x

Had jazzy potatoes for dinner to tonight and they were bloody good!
Are you all really being serious about the milf thing?? It was half ten!!

whatever the time, it's supposedly a 'family' show. Milf is not appropriate, and pretty insulting, really.

And it's repeated tomorrow afternoon....

I watched this series for the first time tonight

I have no idea who is who

I only heard the last 2 acts, one was very camp and one very shouty
and then the quick recap, they all sounded a bit pants TBH and one of Garys acts seemed to be suffering some sort of twisty, contorted, stomach cramps that he was trying to incorporate into a 'dance'

please someone give me a quick update on who's popular, who's flat, who's a cow, who's got a sob story and who's going to win.

Thanks

Get rid of Boring Barlow and Tacky Tulisa. Bring back Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole. The show is shite with this current bloody panel.
Ella ruined her song, it didn't suit her and neither did the 1960's look. Kye was awful - what a mushed up mash up of songs.

This is the best thread I have EVER read! Actually laughed out loud on a few occasions! I'm watching itv+1 and they cut rymans off in the middle for "legal reasons" I wonder why....

I get that it will be repeated tomorrow but they're not going to leave it like that are they? They will beep/blank it out.
I get that it's not the nicest term going but there's probably a lot worse being said in the playground etc.

CatKitten - I'm sure some will disagree but here goes...

Rylan is camp
Melanie is shouty
Cardiac Chris is a bit twisty but I think you are referring to James when you mention the contorted stomache cramp dance.
District3 are poular with the girls. They have a HUGE following, apparently.
Jade Ellis is flat.
The cow left last week. (had a twitter to-do with a TOWIE celeb)
And most have a sob story.

Ah, Sarah, you'll have to join us again next week- we do like a good bitch laugh.

Was Rylan cut for crimes against music?

Forgot to say, Ella Henderson or Lucy Spraggen will will.

WIN

Oooo, why was Dick Dastardly cut? Crimes against fashion?

I couldn't give a shiny shite about MILF being sweary, I think it's patronising and crap. But on balance, better than 'yummy mummy', I think .

Lucy spraggAn is a 1 trick pony.......can't stand her.

Rylan made me laugh last night maybe he should have sang back for good I didn't think he started off too bad!!

Yes indeed. And when that trick is 'doing Vicky Wood like an Arctic Monkey would, wearing a tea cosy', it do get so very very old.

Course I mean 'doing' in a 'tonight Matthew' sense, not that the Northern indie apes ever do the nasty with Ms Wood. That would be wrong.

Like to see ya do better Lucy Spraggen is one of the most original, writing her own songs and playing her guitar and she stood strong despite recent family bereavement.

Excellent, thank you for that summary Scrumptious

Arf, yes - that is how we should judge talent. Whether or not I can do better.

I'd be terrible at songwriting and at singing in a Northern way. But the fact I'd be worse is not making her songs into Oscar winners all of a sudden, is it?

I'd be sending home Ryland and primark1 first.

4boy mini wands aren't very good, but most of the voters are their target audience, so they'll be in it for ages yet.

Amazeballs threadage

I'm watching it all again. And I can assure you that SuePurblybilt can do better than Christopher Cruise Singer.

Where you BIN Ursual? We bin fecking hilarious for weeks and you missed it all

So this is the new judging panel for next season

Louis. Dullisa. Mingehead. Me - purely to see if I can do better.
And if I can, they are stripped on stage and made to march naked behind Brian Friedman's Prius. For a WEEK.

Head up me arse purply but have been immensely cheered to find I still talking mad shite loving the nns for em all, I really fancy that James even though he ain't easy on the eye and does that flappy hand thing, he's a big bugger

*you talking mad, not me although...