X-Factor- live shows week 2! 'It's Love and Heartbreak' week..gangnam style!

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Heaven help us all

other songs mooted - Ella singing 'loving you' by Minnie Ripperton,( which I love, and the original can't be touched, imo), James doing 'No more drama' by Mary J Bilge. A comment on last weeks shenanigans, p'raps?

I hope you were wearing a very supportive bra, SPsFanjo.

Er not that one lol

dead Nan!!

Do we have a Terry Wogans Cock situation developing with dermots trousers?

There she was already out, I think. But Nicole wasn't very subtle.

Ooo what did shits say about Lucy? Missed that as was FBing.

I have taped these babies down

Dermots bulge is distracting me!

Oh God- I'm not sure I can manage Dermot's plummage.

Clearly the wardrobe department got discount vouchers at a woollen mill this week.

She's already out. But Shitsinger wanted to be all obvs and down with it.

Compo. That's exactly the look! What tf is Rylan going to do as the finale. Hopefully his finale.....

I still think CardiacChris's Nan is imaginary or in bits in the basement

The woman off the Galaxy ad looks like a frog with a ponytail.

I'm sure she has a very nice personality though.

They're saving the budget for rylan obviously, the rest of the wardrobe is from the bbc clearance boot sale when they moved to Salford and they've turned the heating down.

Rylan will do I will always love you

There will be a ship. Rylan and Louis will stand at the front of said boat. Rylan is jack and Louis will be rose.

GreenE she looks like a very well drawn frog though doesn't she? Like from wind in the willows or summat?

As it's Coats Week - I predict Rylan wearing a big, shaggy Pete Burns gorilla coat, I do.

But what did shits actually say?

The one who is skinny as a rake and hides chocolate worrying?

I think flayed leveret myself. But I can see frog.

Silly cow Nicole. I thought I'd miss heard her. What a stupid thing to say.

Oh fuck, I just love this thread.

Bloody Hell, Dermot REALLY liked the singer with the big boobies, didn't he?

oh yes Rylan will be all furry or summat?

Whybhas he got his hood up? Why has he got a hat on? They are indoors!

What did she say?.. Was so delighted to be shouting "bingo" that I didn't hearnn