X-Factor- live shows week 2! 'It's Love and Heartbreak' week..gangnam style!

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Heaven help us all

other songs mooted - Ella singing 'loving you' by Minnie Ripperton,( which I love, and the original can't be touched, imo), James doing 'No more drama' by Mary J Bilge. A comment on last weeks shenanigans, p'raps?

It's along time since I was last called a trollop! I'm quite flattered!

Evening Sole.

Ella is 46.

Maybe brick shithouse

Bloody ad break AGAIN

Remind me again why I spend my Saturday nights doing this

She looks 47

I'm not sure Sue, I don't think they've mentioned it...

Oh wait I think I heard it somewhere, 16 maybe? :o

Cos you adore us, greeny.

With perhaps some more makeup she could look 48.

Sue no-one has ever mentioned Ella's age..

ooh, Mylene in the Dm tomorrow. Cos we are all crap parents without her!

Gosh is it really nearly a year since we last slagged off discussed the x factor hopefuls?

Settles down to read linerunners and suepurblys quips.

I am seriously only watching for the thread.

And because I am a judge, obvs.

Tell you what though, she'll make a cracking Face of Per Una, for the M&S ads. Rocking that retro waterfall cardigan. With quirky button trim.

Ooh, I know what I meant to tell you ladies.

There was an article in the DM about biscuit factory Craig, he is literally half the man he was!

And do you remember Egg Nog? He has really beefed up and is all muscly now!

Must be nippy in the studio tonight. Little Shits had their coats, Dermies cosy in his waist coat, and Lucy's got her wooly hat on.
Any colder and Louis may have to huddle close to his acts to conserve body heat....

at Craig and Beefy Egg Nog

James, imho, is perilously close to running amok with a sharpened biro case.

I notice James didn't take her to see the shit ship at Redcar

Ah yes, Tut, Grimmy was oggling Egg Nog on the radio last week

Eggnogg muscly? With that wee Ewok face? Ewwwwww.
Good for Biscuit Craig though.

If they ever make a film of the BFG this boy would be excellent in the title role. He looks like a very tall person wearing a very small persons head

James is 3rd favourite to win!.

Ella is first, Chow Mein is 2nd.

Has James got a nickname?

Tutti - And biscuit factory Graig likes girls now too.

Mary J Bilge- is she a friend of Shitsinger?

C'mon James! Do it for specsavers!

Another in a coat!!!

ITV have spent so much on the set they can't afford the heating