Oh for the love of of all things Cowell, more blinking xfactor tonight...

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Sign in here to appreciate the amazing talent and fantastic styling.

Ooooooh, Downton- cant wait! Love Edith's wedding dress.

Just coming on to post about Tulisa's hair.

And that bloody dress.

Leona is 27, Liam is 19, Sue!

Eyes down, look in, it's the groups!

Well all my choices went through.
The Oirish girl with the con father and the little plump one who lives in a council house clearly should have had better sob stories.

Thank you Tutt

This thread is better than the show (lurked last week)

I have only just got up

This girl has modelled herself on the woman who was in the Thomson Twins. Alanna something?

She's been spiked through the ear. Do you think she's a vampire and they missed her heart?

I don't think Lucy's songs are anything special - they've been hyped for XF purposes and were probably a blessed relief in the auditions. But they're hardly hilarious.

Send the groups with the pointless girl home, Louis.

That girl's eyebrows should be illegal.

Prolong the agony Louis.

This is not the end - yeah, right...

The Leona and the One Direction youth seems a tad made up if you ask me

Primark1 gone through! Yay! Much scope for my Allo Allo jokes!

What about her lipstick?!

I never thought they'd go through. It was a weird set up.

Oh the odd couple MK1 got through.

Since this is all a bit crap, I thought I'd do some shameless DD promotion. I have linked to her before - anyone at a loose end in the adverts, can you have a listen to this for her? It's a new song she has recorded. SOme of you were kind enough to listen to her last one and be very complimentary about her.

Aw the little lad with the blue cap was so chuffed

Don't get MK1 at all.

so this year is the year of the strange piggy eyes/eyeliner look. 2010 was th eyear of the mahoosive false lashes.

They should teach make-up lessons in school hides the heather shimmer

I would love it if someone said 'well, that's it, we're fucked and going back to work in Asda'

Ouch Bof, please may I have another?

So GMDT3P4E3 going through, the ones with no airtime going home?

That's the only reason that I wanted them through Sue.

Risky tells them on a roof. Imagine if some of them were so broken hearted that they threw themselves off?!

Argh the acouse brow twins! No, just no.

Go on then cardi!