Oh for the love of of all things Cowell, more blinking xfactor tonight...

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That's 2 finalists who've been in reality shows before!

Not sure the scouse guy is all there

Oh noes!!! Not the one who auditioned yesterday wearing a beige wizard's sleeve?? Rubbishness

MN keeps crashing for me, very irritating. Just me?

Think David Sneddon beat her - any one remember him? Or Alex Parks?!

Oooh, did you all get the Shazam ad? Very clever idea.

Of course, even if Bazza picks MelanieMumsnet the convulsing Scouser could be the wild card.

Just you Sue!

I still cant believe Rylan got through. If there is a wild card it cant be votes from the public because i have it on authority that a certain boy is through already. I just cant understand how it happens. Im totally

If they put Cardiac Chris through over Melanie because 'her kids will miss her', can we storm ITV1?

MN's server has been overwhelmed with tears and snot.

People christopher reminds me of:

Gazza
Michael Barrymore
Paul O Grady

This disturbs me greatly, also all that supposed nerves, why hasnt he spontaneously combusted yet? ... Why? Why*,

Me too Sue

Ha, Tuttut, tis MNHQ's way of telling me not to be a bitch.

Get a grip man!

change my life is that not bingo? (lost my card)

Oh look there he goes, fucking sap.

I am ready to storm ITV if MelMN doesn't get through cause of her kids.

DD wants her to get through because she 'looks like Merida'

I've been doodling on my bingo card.

Melanie- you hit notes that don't exist

I think there will be a wild card from each category like last year, when the judges chose.

It's been set up with each of them having a very difficult last choice to make.

Oh shut up and die, you odious turd.

Chipstick, who is through?

Shake shake

Christopher's nan will track Gary down and batter him....

Oh well done Barry!