DALLAS-it's back!!!!

[Susieloo]

I don't think I've been this excited about a new series ever!! It looks amazing, trashy, overblown and ridiculous, I can't wait, literally can't wait for it to start, I love Dallas so much I actually contemplated calling my first child Sly after JR's secretary, it's the best name ever!!! Everyone very relieved when baby was a boy.

I've just seen the trailer which is why I'm hysterical, I'll go and calm down now.........

mail not male.

not long now

Go to bed Sue Ellen, there's nothing uglier than a woman who can't handle her liquor!!!! SO EXCITED!

I wonder what is the story with despirate hwife Mary Alice and Bobby.

Its started

That oil will be a bugger to wash off. They'll need Swarfega.

So happy

Yay!

Even just the theme music got me all tingly - taking me straight back to when the first series began.

Oo oo it's J.R.

JR got old!!

Those eyebrows need attention.

He's clinically depressed, it ages you!

Bobby looks guuuuuuuuud!

I need to see Swellen, I just saw Swellen!

Swellen looks guuuuuuuuuuud!

Now I need to see Lucy & Ray!

Swellen!! Looks exactly the same. Vodka is obviously an excellent preservative.

I want pam, cliff, jenna, ray and the poisonous dwarf!!

Vodka is a good pickling agent

Bobby can't sell!

I was thinking that, Hassled. They will smell for days.

I already can't tell the younger ones apart.

The poison dwarf is on her way with Ray, when does Cliff show up?

At least I've been doing something right this past couple of decades -

Where's pam - she was my favourite.

Pam wasn't tempted, they probably didn't offer enough money.

I think she choked on her own hair.

I feel like I'm in a time warp.

A good ole family feud'll whip that clinical depression right outta him!!