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TOWIE

88 replies

NotGeoffVader · 17/08/2012 11:59

I watched this for the first time. If they got Jedward on it it would increase the intelligence factor. Just one thing about it - why???

(I had been told to watch it as a friend was meant to be featured in it. They weren't! )

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valiumredhead · 18/08/2012 15:20

It's too late to start watching now - you need to start from the beginning for it to make any sense. Even my dh watches it and he doesn't watch telly! Grin

milkteef · 18/08/2012 15:27

It's utter shit but very addictive! Joey's made up insults, the screeching rows about nothing in particular - fab, mindless viewing. DP even watches it while pretending not to and the look on his face through half of it makes it all 100% worth it.

NettOlympicSuperstar · 18/08/2012 15:29

It's hilarious, I love it.
A Mumsnetter got me a signed bookGrin
Joey is my favourite.
And Charlie is gay, why won't he admit it?Confused

NettOlympicSuperstar · 18/08/2012 15:30

I also love Jedward!

caramelwaffle · 18/08/2012 15:34

Charlie is soooo not gay Grin

valiumredhead · 18/08/2012 15:36

He is soooooooooo gay! That's why Bobby is so upset because they shagged in Marbella while on holiday and now Charlie is denying it!

caramelwaffle · 18/08/2012 15:36

Jedward?

Netto!

Grin
GetOrfMoiUsain · 18/08/2012 15:37

I love it to my eternal shame at myself.

Its so stupid but it is my guilty pleasure.

Arg is an absolutely loathsome fuckwit.

NotGeoffVader · 18/08/2012 15:39

Oh no, never again. They all seemed to be oxygen thieves to me!

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caramelwaffle · 18/08/2012 15:43

Oh. You all want to get to the naice restaurants at Westfield: they are always posing eating down there.

NettOlympicSuperstar · 18/08/2012 15:56

Jedward are great fun. I have their calendarGrin

I loved seeing Mark on Wednesday.

caramelwaffle · 19/08/2012 00:33

Mark? Oh Yes? What have yooooooou been up to then? Grin Wink

caramelwaffle · 19/08/2012 00:35

Arg does indeed seem like a loathsome fuckwit, GetOrf.

crackcrackcrak · 19/08/2012 00:42

I also shamelessly love it! Arg will never leave he knows he's on to a good thing. Fat twit he is- I love Gemma but why does she tolerate him?
Charlie is so weird I dunno about gay. Bobby is a poor mans Gok wan!
Why does Lucy tolerate mario with his cheating and daft hair? I thought she looked like a bond girl at the engagement do!
Lydia seems to have grown a brain since arg. He new bloke is much less offensive.
Why does Billie never pull?
I don't like that boy with the spots

Blondeshavemorefun · 19/08/2012 19:40

love love love towie

total crap but wonderful :)

sure charlie is gay, really dont get the big deal so why not admit it

gemma can do so much better then arg-and seems since shes been with him, shes put on much more weight :(

billie is going out with someone but not a towie so doesnt get seen iyswim

is there something going on with mario and some girl - what is this proof we keep hearing about

find it weird that jess is going out with someone who looks like her brother - though my friends disagree that ricky and mark look alike lol

NettOlympicSuperstar · 19/08/2012 19:54

Ricky and Mark look nothing alike!

Apparently the proof is that Mario shagged Sam's cousin's friend, and Sam has the texts.
I love it so much, truly entertaining nonsense, which I pretend is realGrin

DesperateHousewife21 · 21/08/2012 09:45

I love towie, it's def my guilty pleasure.

I started to dislike Arg since Mark left. It's like he was trying to be him and it was never going to happen.

I go from liking Gemma to thinking she's a bit of an idiot. All this 'I'm a strong woman I take no shit' and then puts up with Arg telling her to shut up during convos Hmm

Joey is HILARIOUS I love his random insults usually relating to food and his funny fashion.

Mario and Lucy are as fake as each other so they do suit.
Looking forward to seeing their wedding.

And erm...Chloe is a bit odd looking.

chipstick10 · 21/08/2012 10:12

I think Arg is utterly horrible. He is a control freak and a bit of a bully, Lydia is def well rid. Lauren Pope sends me to sleep, omg shes so dull. Love Billie and Cara

GetOrfMoiUsain · 21/08/2012 10:53

I like Billie and Cara as well, they come across as genuinely very close.

Billy Faiers and Sam annoy me with their chipmunk faces and snidey eyes.

The bloke going out with Jess has bout as much sex appeal as a Ken doll. He looks really dopey.

I want someone to clout Arg.

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/08/2012 11:14

awww ricky is sweet

lauren p and chloe 's teeth are so weird - too big and white

they all have white teeth apart from diags who actually needs his doing as look so awful-but thats probably the contrast between his and the fake ones Grin

GetOrfMoiUsain · 21/08/2012 11:39

URGH at diags. What a tool.

GetOrfMoiUsain · 21/08/2012 11:39

URGH at diags. What a tool.

chipstick10 · 21/08/2012 14:21

Lauren pope looks like a horse with those teeth and that mouth.

caramelwaffle · 21/08/2012 14:25

Oh. I've just realised I've missed one.

ITV player time.

crackcrackcrak · 21/08/2012 14:39

Is diags the one with acne? He offends me.
Chloe and Lauren P look a bit weird, too thin and too much surgery.

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