TOWIE

[NotGeoffVader]

I watched this for the first time. If they got Jedward on it it would increase the intelligence factor. Just one thing about it - why???

(I had been told to watch it as a friend was meant to be featured in it. They weren't! )

Diags is the funniest one on there!

Chloe looked so much better before surgery, it's like she's addicted now
she was naturally pretty
much less toothy!

The only thing better about her current look is her hair colour, she suits being a brunette. But the rest of her . . . . . she doesn't even look like a 'real' person anymore. She looks like a cartoon woman.

I'd just like to say I LOVE TOWIE.
and; Arg is a knobber, Gemma is an evil cow and deserves Arg, Joey is hilarious (you lunchbox) but such a shit stirrer, so is Wario, Lucy is ever so sweet, so is Lydia and her new fella.
I flippin love this show!

Oh, and I don't think Charlie is gay, maybe he's bi, but he genuinely seems to like women even if he does protest a bit too much sometimes. I like Charlie, he's a sweetie :)

Arg's bum in that thong . . . . . . my eyes may never recover!

There's no way Arg and Gemma are actually together, I just don't buy it. They look like mother and son together.

I love TOWIE! You have to watch it knowing that it's a pile of old rubbish. It doesn't take any brain power, but I enjoy it!

My faves: Lydia, Joey, Ricky, Chloe, Bobby

I met Mario a couple of weeks ago. Moody, sullen, LATE! Not too impressed. Ricky on the other hand was really nice and up for a laugh. Very friendly. Like him a lot!

Bloody love a bit of towie!! Chloe really cracks me up, she seems like a really nice girl. tom p is a bit lovely too! Although they should learn that 'clearing the air' does not mean 'massive bitch fight'.

Ugh Mario is the worst. Such a sulky boy.

That Tom P is the best looking.

Why is Lucy always decked out like a 47 year old American soap star?

Mario's moustache is v puzzling.
Who looks in the mirror and thinks that's a good look

Hello fellow Tom P lovers! I have a thread in chat about him.

Arg is odd. What's with his non moving mouth when he sings? And his singing voice sounds like he's doing an inmpression of someone who sings.

Joey is funny and inoffensive.

Bobby is meh.

Love Billie of Billie and Cara. I think I like her because she has normal teeth.

Mario is awful and so is Lucy.

You're right, his mouth doesn't move! I knew there was something (else) weird. And he doesn't sound like Dean Martin, and he doesn't look like Dean Martin.

He gives me the creeps really. His role is to act all jolly and cuddly but he showed his true colours when he was shouting at Lydia. I love the moments when you can see it's not scripted and the true personalities come out.

p.s. hands off Tom P

Hah! Toms mine you cah!

Have you seen this?

TomP

Arg = shithead

Awww Tom, you're clever too! Don't think many other TOWIE cast members would be able to pen such an article.

Lucy is very very pretty.

I hate the way they're all so vile about Lauren G and how people would fancy Jess more than her. Jess is evil and looks about 50.

Not that I've ever watched it obviously.

Lucy has an amazing figure.

I like lauren G.

Jess is her mothers daughter.

Yes and how awful is her mother - and please Carol get some dignity to get involved in your children's fights like that is just so sad.

They won't get married though will they?

How does Mario afford that ring though - isn't he a tailor?

Carol Wright is waay too involved in her sons childrens love lives. I really felt it for Lauren when she was with Mark.

Lucy def too young for marriage. Never mind all the Mario cheating allegations and didn't she sleep with Mark again while she was with Mario? I can't see that marriage happening/working.

Billie (Faires) has a long term boyfriend.

Can't stand Jess, seems she always kisses other cast members towards the end of the series to try and guarantee herself another series, what does she bring to it? Bore off.

Why is Sam and billies dad in prison?