Please can someone explain Keith Lemon to me?

[MrsHelsBels74]

I just don't see why 'he' exists, other than to irritate the hell out of me!

I hate him too.

He is an arse.

There is nothing to explain - he's just NOT funny! I can't stand him!!

posters] I have asked this questions loads and folk think he is HILARIOUS he isnt he is vile not funny and just gives me the creeps , leighfrancis (keith lemon) also created bo salecta another unfunny creation,

Oh i seemed to have created some sort of link I dunno how i did it or why please dont press it it isnt anything

So do you hate Keith Lemon or Leigh Francis who plays him?

both of them well just leigh francis probabaly OH i dunno i am confused now

I thought Keith Lemon was funny at first but the joke is very old now and I can't watch Celebrity Juice because it is stupid.

I did like the Christmas song Proper Chrimbo though.

Leigh Francis. But seeing as he likes to do interviews in character to keep everything on his terms I think it's okay to mix them up.

I hated Avid Merrion too. Why is this person on my telly?

I hated Avid Merrion too. Why is this person on my telly?

Avid merrion made me really uncomfortable now i know comedy isnt al fluffy but

Do you mean in a sinister way or cruel? mrsjay

His Craig David used to raise a smile (not going any further than that) because it was so odd. But then it got repetitive and boring.

I read an interview with Craig David who said he left it for a while then asked Francis to give it a rest. But Francis carried on. David seemed genuinely hurt to be targeted which seemed fair enough - it's not as if he's pompous or anything.

Not often that I feel sorry for slebs.

I didn't mind Avid Merrion sending up Madonna in a parody of Hung Up - grotesque face, skimpy leotard, writhing, dancing dwarves.

It was funny because she is a more legitimate target for mockery.

yes I think the humour is a bit sinister although his mel B was funny for about oo 5 seconds , Craig david said he ruined his career , well maybe he didnt say it but i read he said it,

Well if he ruined Craig David's career then I have a little more time for him

I didn't mind Bo Selecta in small doses, but Keith Lemon just does my head in

poor craig david Keith lemon is just an arse TBH i wish ITV wouldnt have him on everything I hope he fades out soon ,

I think you're right. Craig David did say something like that.

Not sure if that's the real reason but it didn't help and the mindless spite left a very nasty taste in my mouth.

Not that anyone has an obligation to help someone's career but I wish talent-vacuums like Francis weren't promoted by others in their agents' stables in an endless money-making cluster-fuck.

Mel B, well, fair enough. But Craig David, it's like shooting Bambi.

And I'd go and see Craig David 100 times more than Francis whatever incarnation he's in. At least David is entertaining which is the point, isn't it?

I grew up with Craig David!

He's the darling of ITV which says a lot about ITV! Holly Willoughby's husband producers that programme he did on Saturday night. Peurile crap that media types think is clever.

I hate him

total dickhead. Would rather watch paint dry than watch that shit he trawls out.

Can I join in with the Lemon hate-club.

The guy is pointless.

I went to watch the Comedy Gala at the o2 back in May.

He actually used his comedy to feel a womans breasts in the front row.

He makes me sick.

I hope he dies a painful death -
Him a Jeremy Vile.

• and.

Its gin night.

Should we start a MN campaign to get Keith Lemon off our screens?

Ooh I have a list if we are doing that Hels.

Eamon Doughface Holmes
Amanda Holden
Katie Hopkins

And many others that I will think of when I wake up properly.