And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Not all that phwoar. But still lovely.

I'd follow him. I'd follow him hard

Oh. Did I not mean paedos. Have had quite a lot of wine (not pink) and might not be paying attention properly. Who did you encounter on the river?

Perfect timing, sparkling.

Was she singing actual words then? it sounded very odd...

I was in a pedalo, but didn't see any paedos.

Paloma means dove in Spanish

SHe's normally much better than this.

gold sequined, high-waisted pencil skirts... oh Wardrobe Mistress, you really, really shouldn't have.

I've muted her and am playing show toons instead.

Is it not more accurately pigeon?

Oh! Pedalo. Must pay attention.

But she sure hates those backing singers...

Did you get engaged in a Pedalo? How eccentric.

I imagine it's fairly quiet backstage Amanda. They're all ON stage you see.

Dawn is getting boring. Mel C doesn't understand the concept of LIVE SHOW- HURRY UP!

That's an unfair question to Mel there Amanda .....poor form!!

Ooh, I learned pigeon as pinchon (with an accent on the o), perhaps it's both?

what exactly would the atmosphere be like backstage, when the Jesuses are on-stage, eh Mandy?

Backstage it'll be fine at the moment, they're all on stage you silly mare.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Goodness knows what the atmosphere is like backstage", says Amanda, with all the Jesuses/Jesii onstage.

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