And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

[SuePurblybilt]

And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

They're going to leave him alone then

So Butlins and Bieber out, I should think. I'd rather Jesus Jesus went.

Can we really have a West Country Jesus? Proper job.

Shall i start a thread in AIBU? AIBU to say that criticism isn't disrespect like Dawny French says?

and ALW didn't get to comment

Hold on, so the later performers are massively disadvantaged? And Fat Thor didn't even get a comment from Al Dub?

no fair

THIS IS NOT THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATH, ITV.

I think he would be a dirty bugger whereas Simba Jesus might be a bit of a Feathery Stroker.

Nazareth, you say? Where's it to?

Is it a double elimination? Really?
For the Arena tour, perchance?
Blimey

Scatter Fiyero wears too many clothes.

George Best Jesus & Butlins for the chop PLEASE!!

THanks for the offer of a cardy, bigbad!

Aldub was spared having to say 6 great performances in a row...as he clearly hated it

at Mystery

Did you mean paedos bigbad? On the river?

Nice tight breeches though...

Butlins Jesus and BieberJesus out, please.

I kinda enjoyed BiffyJesus tonight, and lovely SimbaJesus as always.

(Fat Thor was blimmin great, too).

But the lines have been open since last night though

Lets have a Fiyero clip then...

I want Butlins and Beiber to go tonight. I said that last night and their performances haven't changed my mind.

I like JesusJesus

Butlins and whatever nickname we gave to David-Jesus, they can go

Yes but it's not FAIR Glaikit.
Not what Jesus would do.

That was to Sparkling btw, not about ALW.

Although according to Sarah Brightman his breeches might be even tigh [comment withdrawn]

Oooo that Mel woman properly boils my piss.

Cards on the table - the only Jesus I would go to see is Simba.

ALW was right - he does have an inner glow and I do want to follow him.

...into his changing room

Ooh sue you might want to drink cranberry juice for that. :o