And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Glad she arrived safely cardi

Where is she? Cape town or jo'berg?

RIGHT IS THIS THE drunk threasd/

is cardi here?

I'd forgotten about the drunk thread tonight! Bloody hell! Better put in an appearnace over there. Jesuses are very distracting.

It may as well be petit.

Ooh hello drunk thread

I'll be coming in once this is done!!

Butlins is a Geordie.

No no no. This is a very sober and theatre-critic-y thread. The drunk thread is that way >>>>>>

there seems jusyt to be me on the drunk threasd

Ty kddd

Need more

I hate tea

Turn on itv petit and join in.

Poor Petit. Come on in. Talk Jesus with us.

We need a new name for Forgettable as he'll prolly win.

Skinhead Toddler Jesus?

What's this? I don't know it, and I'm young!!!

Itr's very high brow on here

I do not know this song

I'm sober and lost in Norfolk . Rory needs to shave I dislike bum fluff

Young Louis spence Jesus?

Nooo cardi stay here the thread'll be full by the time you come back!!

Might nominate Forgettable for the look at my fucking red trousers website.

It's keane I think

Yes you do know this song. It's never off the jeffing radio.

Can't remember Rory's nname but I think they've fucked him with this song tonight which is a shame as he's one of the strongest singers