And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

He does look a bit like rowan atkinson

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! That's me that is! Cold!

Whats with the gazebo and suspended chairs? He's not managed to get on stage without one of those balloon chairs yet. Do you think they're his comfort blankie?

prob right about Amanda and millionaire toady Aldub

Well if he can make this song sound good ...

No, not possible.

He does. He's playing this as Camp Blackadder for some reason.

why are the dancers all catalogue posers tonight?

and why all the bodysuits and tights?

Who was it who said Mackem would be a good Judas? He would indeed.

He's got a nice presence on stage. You can't teach that.

Thanks notnow, I feel slightly less creepy now :)

Come on my Mackem Ben.

I liked that! .

THat was me, Nell (actually it was DD's comment)

downs glass as Jason declares 100%

He reminds me of the scary hypnotist on \blackpool pier.

'Look into my eyes IAMJESUS'

What DD in SA cardi? She got there ok then? Well done on the casting cardi's DD

He reminds me too much of Cromwell from The Tudors / Franklyn from True Blood.

Total dig at Butlins there.

poor old butlins jesus must be feeling shit... three back to back great performances... < kicks carpet over butlins jesus>

That was tactful, wasn't it? Pore ol Butlins, let's hope he can't count.

Yes - Franklyn! He looks just like him. And he was pretty nasty

Oopsie!is butlins from Sunderland too or is he a feordie!

Time for a break? So soon?

How the jeff are they getting away witha ll these ad breaks?

SHe got there this morning, Nell. I watched this (Which felt like lifetime) went to bed, had a full night's sleep, went to work and had done an hour and a half there all while she was in the air. Madness.

We have had a little mention on the drunk thread, Very accurate 'cripes that jesus thread is bonkers if you're sober and not watching whatever they are watching!'