And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

There they are, the writhers

But this isn't acting or 'telling the story' - what will al-dub say?
And he's putting on that silly rock voice.

Oh my those leggings will make his mum blush!

Ooo keychange

He looks a wee bit too evil for Jesus in this one.

oo-er Jesus......

cock opera

bloody marvellous

Vocal OK until the end, but the poor boy can't act for toffee.

He's jigging about all over the place! Physicality, mebbe.

Now Dawn's got the half-hair.

Shurrup about his age - he's about 22, not 12.

Jesus Jesus Jesus

Imagine that JaseBot- someone Coming Out.

Just Fancy.

DETRACT DETRACT DETRACT

KNobber

Jasebot is such a knob.

Aldub was getting over excited then, bless.

Oh I likes him when he smiles

Not Jasebot, Jesus.

Just to clarify.

Look at the top half of AH's face when she speaks. Most peculiar.

Oh my, that was lovely. Jesus Jesus ftw faints

And they're painting Simba as Fat Lazy Jesus

Ooo, suit. Hubba x 2.

Roger

Simba looks particularly gorgeous tonight......

Hoooo, yes please and thanks.

Hello?? Have you all passed out at his rogerness

'it's a new dawn'

Dawn will soooooooo pick up on that

Have him washed and sent to my room.

Dawn will melt....