And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Eh? Las Vegas? Anthem of doubt?

Very dangerous waterfall cardies. Death by drapery.

Shall we have a drink every time the word ARENA is mentioned?

Am flicking between the show and actual Thor on sky movies. Man he's luvverly.

Las Vegas Jesus

Time for a visit to the fridge......

Death by dreary. I hate waterfall cardigans.

Adverts already. Blimey

Christ I'll be hammered before the next break!

I have noticed that Al-dub only tells us what the song is about when he doesn't want to totally offend the Jesus. Not on Al-dub - we wanna know what the song is about dammit.

Amanda's dress hems are all so strange. Like someone gave up altering them and thought 'sod it', you'll only see her from the waist up'.

We need to pace ourselves, or soak it up with some nibbles.

So we've had Butlins being too cabaret

Next is Fat Thor being too arrogant and Roger being too unfit

are they actually going to sing any musical numbers?

or is JCS such a rawk musical there's nothing, simply nothing to compare it to, except dodgy covers of U2?

No, Ms Cat, they are not We have made our demands clear in threads 1-3 and they STILL haven't listened.
We need more overacting songs, stat.

Ooh, shall we have a bingo card for tomorrow night?

I feel like I'm watching the exact same show every night.

ThemysteryCat- short answer:No.
Musical numbers? pfft!

ooh- it's JesusJesus.

Oooh George Best Jesus now.

See, when I think 'cock opera' I think Phantom, not U2 or Kelly Clarkson.

Why can't we have some of that?

Eurgh, Jesus Jesus' creepy half-hair last night.

So they're going with him being a ponce, in this VT? Hence the scrunch-dry. Elimination by hairdresser, cunning.

Why does Jase wear his car keys round his neck?

Ooh TOTP theme tune.

Quite like this...

And that should obviously be rock opera

That'll teach me to post without previewing!

joins protest for muzak... come on pwetty pwease.

can't they all sing Hopelessly Devoted to You to Mel C, whilst dressed as yellow bananas?

Cock Opera

I really like this.

Ooh- Robert Plant- he'd be an ace Jesus! I love him...