And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Glad DD has arrived safely cardi

I've been on the wagon all week, and as a result I have very little in. So tonight I'm drinking one of those little bottles of lager, and then I think I'll move on to the sherry.

And I'm having carbs.

Clinks glasses with Glaikit.

Ohhhhhhhh

so much to catch up on

LOATHE Nathan with a passion, bordering on murderous feeling

Jug eared Ben is my fave

Rory is dull and short. Shull and dort.

David is Jamie Oliver in disguise.

Young long-haired one is pretty but ... I forget his name.

Roger is beyootifuyl but mebbe too old?

Jon is sweet but has fake teeth,

I have a large Baileys with lots of ice.
Ben to win but I want to watch Kirsty belt Tyrone first.

Off for a refil before the off!

What nickname fits what Jesus?

Sod it. I'm having some crisps.

I have downed the first glass. All the Jesuses will now look v attractive probably. I will be eyeing Thor's hair very closely.

Oh Pinny

Ben = Mackem cos that's where he's from
Nathan = Fat Thor - obvs
Roger = Simba cos he played Simba
Rory = Forgettable - cos we did
Jeff - Jesus Jesus
Jon - Butlins cos he works there
David - Bieber cos he had VERY dodgy Bieber hair

Do keep up.

Right, finally sitting down. TV on.

Ok so I've just brought the bottle with me! Packing tomorrow will be interesting!

Pinot where have you been!? You have a life don't you

Where are you holidaying Glaikit?

I have to get up, pack and drive to Chester for the weekend in the morning. GOing to visit lovely friend, so it will be worth it. Packing may be a little odd.

In a cottage in the arse end of nowhere but not far from Perth! Tis very pretty, if a little dul!

See, way back when I suggested we call Rory BigFace. I think they always show his clip straight after someone with a small head and it takes me by surprise.

WTAF is AH wearing? And why?

Double evictation!!

WHAT IS SHE WEARING??

have been lurking and now wish to join your humble quiche.

Oo look. Bacofoil Barbie

DOUBLE ELIMINATION CHARISMA SUPERSTAR ARENA

Love Dawn's hair.

Ah is all trussed up ready for the oven, do you think honey recycled RPGs troops from last night?

GOD what is Mandy wearing?

I've always thought her quite elegant but she stands like a prizefighter in this.....

there has got to be the most obscenely tight corset under that dress.

Chester is my very favourite place in the world cardibach. We got engaged there and I had a humiliating pedalo incident on the river there last year.