And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

If you have wine you are more than welcome, TheMysteryCat. I'm sure Sue will agree.

Jesus Jesus has scrunch-dried.

Em does anyone want to guess at what I just typed because I have. O fecking clue!

Rainbow coloured shirts!!

Will she get the numbers right tonight? She can't do the autocue can she!!!

ALL WELCOME ON THE JESUS BUS

Ooo, almost a show tune, this.

sure plays a mean pinball this is musical-ish!

Pinball Wizard. Really?

This is right up Jesus Jesus's street.

And slightly menacing walking. That's almost dancing.

They look like they should doing '7 brides for 7 brothers' (one of favourite films ever).

Jesus Jesus is a little George Besty tonight don't you think?

Is it me or are they somewhat thrusting their pinballs?

We used to call the street preachers in town on a Saturday night handing out flip flops and tea the Jesus bus! Ah them were the days!

hello Honey do you want some of my wine in a box with a tap on?

Verging on colourcoding possibilities here...

Terrible diction though. Remember, Jesus had to speak to crowds LOTS. Not in arenas, true, but may as well have been. Jesus Did Not Mumble.

Well you lot can have the Jesus'

I'm in lust with Dawn she looks gorgeous tonight!

Yes, Nell. George Best.

Double eviction is starting to sound a bit rude.

Maybe the producers were listening to us re show tunes.

I had to watch glee today to get my fix.

It's all about entertainment Jase? When does that start then?

FECK off Jason with your 'we're not saving lives here' shite.
Don't try to be superior now. You did Neighbours.

Cheers sparkling. I have flakes and mars bars help yourselves