And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

[SuePurblybilt]

And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Ok, so is macken the one who looks like a potato?

Phew, just made it! Think Niall's probably going.

I've only just noticed they've dropped the handheld mics (latecomer). They really are reading this thread aren't they?

But see, Forgettable can't really act at all, can he?

Still, it is an arena tour. That's what matters.

What went wrong with forgettable's ear piece then? Nasty last night, whatever.
Subtle, ALW!

Nooooo :(

Mackem is the dark haired one with big ears.

Marius was just what I was thinking.

Sometimes I like Andrew. Fair play.

Rory is the love child of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Warren+Christie&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Rz&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=939&bih=394&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=IlkAxV_AInBeLM:&imgrefurl=www.tvguide.com/celebrities/warren-christie/videos/276904&docid=e1jwb7qpAigytM&imgurl=video.nbcuni.com/syfy-hd/mezzthumb/97d8f9e40303ad9b7eaa2ef23b264b9f_mezzn.jpg&w=640&h=480&ei=ZHsIUKmXD-W60QXiuamABQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=495&vpy=72&dur=780&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=77&ty=187&sig=114953080405595262914&page=2&tbnh=112&tbnw=168&start=17&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:17,i:175" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Warren Christie and <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=kerr+smith&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=dqe&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=939&bih=394&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=qtg2NHfto8ZJxM:&imgrefurl=www.exposay.com/kerr-smith-the-fighting-temptations-movie-premiere/p/8421/1/%3Ff%3DKerr%2BSmith&docid=ZzUa6fo0jEkKoM&imgurl=www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/kerr-smith-the-fighting-temptations-movie-premiere-hollywood-ca-zzwJKY.jpg&w=402&h=620&ei=T3wIUJKaKOmx0AXUsqX2BA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=718&vpy=-13&dur=1284&hovh=279&hovw=181&tx=138&ty=202&sig=114953080405595262914&page=2&tbnh=107&tbnw=82&start=5&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:21,s:5,i:196" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kerr Smith

yeah - let some some other sucker employ him.

THey never have a hand held in the shout sing off, prudence.

Only for the sing off Pru, been using hand held all night

Rory just spoiled Amanda's speech

He would be a shit Marius - or anything else - unless he sorts that nasal singing out.

Aw, Forgettable did the over-zealous emotional salute, beloved of American films. Excellent.

Yes, potato face. Who can supposedly act. Got it now, tks

Aww, he's sweet.

Rory could have managed a thank you I thought, choked with emotion or not.

Two Amanda? TWO?

Fecking Paloma Faith

2 evictations tomorrow!!

Hey, what about ScissorJesus? He's got the energy ALW is searching for.

I like Paloma Faith.

They have them singing tonight!! They are reading this!!

THe two I want to go are Butlins and Beiber.

evictations? good word