And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

DH has just described Jeff as "a kind of Tesco Russell Brand"...

WTF

Do we have to have a sing off?

Oh Nooooo Butlins is staying........& Rory in the sing off for fecks sake????

Pore old Oirish, he may as well feck off now. Into the light with you

We know who's going home then.

Bye bye lovely Niall

Ah well that's made it easier Oirish will be out won't he?

It's officiasl. THe BRitish public are mad and probably deaf. ANd definitely stupid.

Bye bye Niall. My niece will be devo'd.

I'm voting in future because I want it to be Rory!

Are we over running?

Am loving how MelC (who can sing a bit, actually) keeps disagreeing with Jasebot (who can't, at all), go Mel!

Go for it wee Rory!

We had to have some heart !!! Ahh poor old Rory looks a bit miffed

Oooh 80s rock. Not had any of that yet.

Niall just wants to go home.

Awwwww, bless their lovely wee faces.
Oirish was never going to manage as a singer, was he?

And I do apologise again for being a bit behind the rest of you, must be so annoying (runs)

Oirish need not open his mouth at all, given that it's all coming from his nose.

Oirish continues to be very nasal, Forgettable needs to do something with his face occasionally.

This is awful.

DH says can they both go?

I love a good shout-off

Rory is much better, but I want to mother Niall, even though he's older than me!

Come on Niall!