And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

DIction and vowels a bit unpleasant. He's pretty, though. If you like girlish good looks.

ITV PRODUCER PEOPLE THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT

GET RID OF THE HAND HELD MIKES IF YOU WANT THEM TO ACT

Four shows to go

Sorry nell - sober too and it's agony

As incidentally was that - B&Q set and a photo ???? Ahhh poor lamb is going to cry - still he is easy on the eye -

AGREE WITH GLAIKIT.

'Night after night'. Yes Jason we know.

They really don't want Oirish, do they?

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SIMBAJESUS IN A LOIN CLOTH!

Let's not DEtract from that, Jase, not DIStract. Jesus Christ!

He's 31.

Storytelling my arse.

Ok, so i think, reading between the lines, they want rid of Niall and Nathan.

Aw, God love him he'll cry.

Dawn is terrifying!

Glakit

Sick? Booo. Lost sympathy there boyo.

Aww he'd be a good Joseph or something though.

He got props. No fair. He hit the wall pretty hard to make the woman fall down.

They don;t want Oirish because he's not right for the part, not. At least, that could be the reason, as he's not right for the part.

What will Butlins wear tonight? Full on negligee?

Roger is 41! Too old for me!

There is only one Joseph Nell.

Butlins Jesus has got nice teeth though.

Shades of grey chair ????

Can't believe you're still here either, love