And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Hah, you KNOW if he got rich he'd have a chair like that. For watching Corrie and The Sexing.

I love this song. All my favourites murdered in one show.

He's got ALW's throne.

Naah, Cardi - they don't want him because I said I wouldn't shag him. They're recruiting me a little special pet. Three criteria:
Sings
Looks like Jesus
Will shag notnow

A bit younger than me, Glaikit, but I don;t mind a bit of a toyboy.
What is that chair about? Was it lined up as a throne for ALW before they changed the format?

Has he borrowed Laurence Llewelyn Bowen's desk chair?

My Mum's gonna vote for Jon I hope you all know.

Oh buggerAtion sparkling! What was I thinking? Of course there's only one Joseph.

SParkling, the wee scottish boy with too many teeth is Joseph now. Mr DVO is doing summat else.

oh god save us he's being all serious ....

Ha, Glaikit!

That's quite a dull song. I was quite bored.

I hate how every word he sings has at least 2 syllables... Li-af etc

THat was quite unpleasant at times.

I wish someone would tell us what this song is about.

DIfferent FROM Dawn, Different FROM. Not TO.

YY, what IS this song about? Whatever could the lyrics mean?

Not a good start - lovely guy is the harbinger of doom.

Ohh Yama - but who could possibly help ?

But he's reserve Jesus isn't he? And surely he didn't pick the song?

What wee Scottish boy Sue? Jimmy Krankie?

Oh FFS. The producers choose the songs and the staging- why slag 'em for that?
Al-Dub is bored of him now. Wants him gorn.

Life is a cabaret old chum, come to the cabaret!

No, you eejit, the one who came second

Good question, raah. Who does pick the songs? And just how drunk is Amanda?

A bath of hot roger mess ?